Chobani Flip Pumpkin Harvest Crisp is back, baby! Please find our review below:

Growing up, I was certain that yogurt was disgusting. After all, yogurt is a semisolid sour dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. I would only entertain yogurt under one condition: it needed to be infested with candy bars. But even then, I still hated the yogurt and would just eat the candy I was supposed to dump into it.

I will remind you now that I was quite the large child.

By the time I moved out Mom and Dad’s house, I had improved my condition to the point where I could physically get myself to the store to purchase my own groceries. The landscape of the yogurt market had changed significantly. Chobani’s Greek yogurt was introduced and began to make shock waves in the refrigerated aisle. Greek yogurt, you see, takes the semisolid sour dairy product and strains it through a cheesecloth to remove liquid whey and lactose. As a result, Greek Yogurt has more protein, less carbs, and less sugar than regular yogurt. I started eating it regularly because I figured that’s what better-looking people probably ate, but many still complain that Greek yogurt is too sour.

America – realizing that it was America – wasted no time adding lots of sugar and delicious treats to our Greek yogurts to increase its appeal. The plethora of options is often dizzying, but through this ocean of madness, Chobani Flips were born.

Chobani Flips pair Greek yogurt with various toppings to serve as a more indulgent snack, and there is nothing I enjoy in this world more than pumpkins.

Chobani Flip Pumpkin Harvest Crisp takes pumpkin low-fat yogurt and adds pie crust pieces, glazed pumpkin seeds, and pecans.

Chobani’s Pumpkin & Spice Blended Greek yogurt is the best pumpkin yogurt on the pumpkin market in my highly qualified pumpkin opinion. It uses real pumpkin puree, which contributes to its exceptional creaminess and puts it a carve above the rest. It strikes the ideal balance of spice & sweet, favoring cinnamon and nutmeg over excessive sugar. But every fine yogurt breakfast needs some crunch, and instead of a healthy granola, let’s just go with actual pieces of pie.

The crust pieces add a light buttery flavor, while pecans add an earthy nuttiness that fit snugly into this fall flavor profile.

But THEN, my friends, come the glazed pumpkin seeds. They are no joke; they are the truth. The seeds wear their glazed coating like a knight wears his body armor – proudly, and obnoxiously. I would buy an entire garbage bag of these pumpkin seeds if they sold them separately (in garbage bags).

My minor critisim is that the glazed pumpkin seeds are so uniquely delicious that they sometimes feel separate from the other flavors when your spoon scoops several. But the totality of toppings add flavor, fun, & flare to Chobani’s outstanding pumpkin yogurt and create a creamy & crunchy opportunity for alliteration.

Chobani Pumpkin Harvest Crisp is flippin’ great.

My Alliteration Game Rating: 7.5 out of 10
America’s Ability To Add Candy to Everything Rating: 11 out of 10
Overall Rating: 9 out of 10

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