NEWS: Trader Joe’s Pecan Pie Filling in a Jar To Be Released; Entire World is Ending

Because the world is a wonderful place, soon we will be able to eat pecan pie filling straight out of a jar like the uncivilized animals we all are. Introducing Trader Joe’s Pecan Pie Filling in a Jar, a product that cuts out every single step of baking a traditional pecan pie and encourages direct spooning into your face.

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While Trader Joe’s Pecan Pie Filling in a Jar is proof that we’re all going to die, it’s hard not to be excited about its potential. If executed well, the possibilities are fun to consider. Pecan Pie Filling in a Jar could be great as an ice cream topping, spread on graham crackers, or injected directly into your veins. For the less creative, you could buy multiple jars and bake your own pecan pie in record speed.

We’re hearing the official release date for Trader Joe’s Pecan Pie Filling in a Jar is October 26th, but some Trader Joe’s locations were able to procure it early. You should probably drop whatever it is you’re doing and give your local Trader Joe’s a call. If you’re one of the chosen ones to have early access, let us know what you think in the comments below or don’t because nobody reads our blog!

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