REVIEW: D’s Naturals Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter
If you’ve never set foot into a nutrition store because #YOLO or whatever, I want you to pay extra attention to tonight’s review. Why? Because this health product is one of the greatest things I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. Put your blind faith in me and let me guide you through this culinary masterpiece known as D’s Naturals Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter.
How about that for your bottom-line up front? I wanted to tell you all so badly that I couldn’t wait for the end of this review to do so. First question (you in the back) – what the hell is “fluff butter?” No, it’s not my homemade concoction of a stick of butter melted into marshmallow fluff that I use to brush my teeth every morning. It’s a protein infused peanut butter made with all natural ingredients, such as peanuts, cocoa powder (cocoa power), organic rice protein, and stevia extract. Let’s get the boring stuff out of the way – 2 Tbsp is 210 calories, 15g of fat, 7g of carbs, 11g of protein, 0g of sugar, and a million grams of delicious.
D’s Naturals Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter isn’t just the best nut butter I’ve ever eaten; it’s the best s’mores product I’ve ever eaten, without qualification. There’s no junk food equivalent of s’mores that comes close to this. I honestly think that I enjoy D’s Naturals Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter more than I do homemade s’mores. This nut butter has a very whipped, airy, creamy texture with a little bit of grit mixed in. It has all three elements of traditional s’mores blended together in complete harmony. The chocolate flavor is sweet like milk chocolate – think Hershey’s. The creamy marshmallow flavor is layered underneath this, adding a mild vanilla flavor. The graham? It’s everywhere. Every damn bite. It tastes like honey graham crackers covered with melted marshmallow and topped with milk chocolate, blended to the consistency of peanut butter.
Several people have asked me how to use D’s Naturals Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter other than with a spoon. This is a good question. The first thing I tried was doubling down on my S’mores and spreading it atop a S’mores Quest Bar.
Look, I like Quest. When I reviewed every Quest Bar, I ranked the S’mores bar as my #4 overall. And you know what? This D’s Natural Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter makes the S’mores Quest Bar taste like shit. Not the combination; just the comparison. This stuff is insanely better than ANYTHING that’s ever been labeled s’mores. My next thought was it would be great spread atop graham crackers. But I don’t own any. What I do own is the Junk Banter version of graham crackers – Birthday Cake Teddy Grahams.
This is as close as you’re going to get to S’mores Dunkaroos. My God, people. One more… just because.
With Cinnamon Bun Oreos was my favorite. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS PRODUCT. Just buy it, right now. Vitamin Shoppe. Go ahead. Come back tomorrow and tell me how good it is. This is my open challenge to you. Go try it and tell me you didn’t love it with a straight face.
How Much You Just Failed the Challenge: 10 out of 10
How Many Kids Used to Call Me “Fluffbutter” in Elementary School: 3 out of 10
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10
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