REVIEW: Rocky Road Quest Bar
*UPDATE: The Roady Road Quest Bar is here! The review that follows was published on April 29, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively to Quest Lab members. The bar is now...
Monthly Archive: April 2016
REVIEW: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Quest Bar
*UPDATE*: Quest Nutrition released the Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Quest Bar to the general public on July 19, 2016! The review that follows was published on April 28, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively...
REVIEW: Blueberry Muffin Quest Bar
*UPDATE*: The Blueberry Muffin Quest Bar is finally here! The review that follows was published on April 27, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively to Quest Lab members. The bar can...
REVIEW: Hostess Suzy Q’s
*Spits out coffee* GUYS, Hostess Suzy Q’s are back!! Wait a minute… WTF are Suzy Q’s? Hostess Suzy Q’s are comprised of two chocolate cake layers with a creamy filling...
NEWS: Kellogg’s Confuses Drinks For Food; Announces Soda Pop Tarts
A mere days after serving us boiling hot lemonade for breakfast, Kellogg’s continues to display a fundamental misunderstanding of what is food and what is drink by announcing two brand new...
REVIEW: Quest Beyond Cereal Protein Bars
*Updated 14 November 2016: The review that follows was prepared when these bars were introduced as “Quest Protein Crunch Bars,” available to members of Quest Labs. Three of the bars...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Bourbon Pecan Pie (Texas Exclusive)
When you vacation, what activities usually make your itinerary? Assume your destination was Texas – the same state I frequented recently for a bachelor party with 21 other beacons of...
REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with M&M’s & Hostess Brownies made with Milky Way
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Pink Lemonade Pop Tarts
It’s a beautiful summer day. The wind chimes are creating masterpieces, and the porch swing sways in sync. You’ve got yourself a nice, big ole’ glass of pink lemonade –...
REVIEW: Snyder’s Of Hanover Fudge Brownie Pretzel Sandwiches
Decadence is a fudge brownie. Ooey, gooey, and chewy, few desserts hit the spot better than a warm, freshly-baked chocolate brownie. But what if – WHAT IF – the fudge...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Airheads
Like me, Airheads were born in the year 1986. That means the product is turning 30 this year, which also means that I am turning 30 this year. This kind of...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Zebra Brownies
What’s your favorite Little Debbie snack? Can you guess mine? If you guessed Zebra Cakes and Fudge Brownies, you only get partial credit. The correct answer is “All of Them,”...
