NEWS: Blueberry Pie Oreos Are Coming; Somebody Stop Us.
Have you ever had the urge to dunk your Oreos into pie instead of milk? Well soon you won’t have to:
The above photo should probably not exist, but I obtained it somehow. It shows one of what I’m sure will be 300 different Oreos released in the coming months: Nabisco Blueberry Pie Oreos. Blueberry pie is a classic summer dessert, and it was only a matter of time before it received proper Oreo treatment. The best part? Not having to wait for Blueberry Pie Oreos to cool on the windowsill with the constant threat of any cartoon characters stealing them.
Word through the grapevine (me) is that Nabisco Blueberry Pie Oreos will be an exclusive release to Target in the near future, but quite frankly I wouldn’t trust anything I say at this point. The theory makes some sense, however. Blueberry Pie Oreos contain an oddly-tinged blue creme that calls to mind memories of the oddly-tinged red creme in Strawberry Shortcake Oreos, a Walmart exclusive. Those who track junk food religiously like me know that there is a history of Target and Walmart competing on things such as exclusive M&M’s, limited edition Hostess Cupcakes, and profit margins in general.
According to the photo, obtained exclusively by JunkBanter.com so please tell your friends about us, Nabisco Blueberry Pie Oreos will feature two graham flavored cookies with a blueberry flavored creme. An educated man would have guessed they used the graham cookie featured in the currently available S’mores Oreos, the aforementioned Strawberry Shortcake Oreos, and the long-forgotten Key Lime Pie Oreos. As an uneducated man, I would have guessed incorrectly.
My Oreo-obsessed brothers and sisters will recall that Nabisco Fruity Crisp Oreos will also be released whenever Nabisco feels like it. Look!
Are you excited for the Nabisco Blueberry Pie Oreos, or do these sound like duds? Let me know in the comments below and I’ll respond when I get out of prison for leaking new Oreos months before release.
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