REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Truffle Kerfuffle
What the fuffle..? Ben & Jerry’s just released a brand new flavor called Truffle Kerfuffle. I consider myself a betting man (I once bet actual cash on the Puppy Bowl),...
Monthly Archive: February 2017
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Oat of this Swirled
A moment of silence for an ice cream I never tried… RIP Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk. Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk was sweet cream cinnamon ice cream...
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Chips Ahoy! Thins (Oatmeal & Double Chocolate)
With a couple of months under our belts, it’s time to focus on how much we’re failing at our New Year’s resolutions. The common person is going to gain some weight around...
REVIEW: Vanilla Cupcake M&M’s
Hey friends! This is Drunk Female, the lazy friend of Junk Male. Every now and then I resurface in a half-hearted attempt to eat some candy and write about it....
REVIEW: The Oreo Egg
You’re welcome. My hunger for limited edition garbage is limitless; it cannot be contained by this country’s borders. Last year I learned that Cadbury was selling Cadbury Oreo Eggs for Easter....
REVIEW: Nabisco Peeps Oreos
We should all be ashamed of ourselves. The only thing in life that excites me more than a limited edition Oreo is a junk food brand partnership, but yeeesh… It’s been...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Urban Bourbon
Ahem… hello. My name is Junk Banter and I’m an ice cream-aholic. Have you ever gotten the feeling that an ice cream was made specifically for you? Ben & Jerry’s...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Coffee Brownie Bliss
It’s 2:30 P.M., and the hunger panes are setting in. It’s time for a coffee break. Here’s what Chobani’s idea of a coffee break was: Put on a pot of coffee....
REVIEW: Hostess Sno Balls Ice Cream
And now for the Hostess ice cream that you care about the least. The only time I hear someone mention Hostess Sno Balls these days, it’s in the sentence: “I...
REVIEW: Hostess Cupcakes Ice Cream
Today I’d like to discuss symbolism in junk food, and I’m putting the spotlight on the Hostess Cupcake squiggle. Nothing made my chubby little ass dance with excitement more than...
REVIEW: Hostess Twinkies Ice Cream
As a historian of processed garbage, I recently discussed the and summarized with a chart: The Twinkie reached its apex with the release of the Deep Fried Twinkie. After years...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Pint Slices (All 7 Flavors)
Have you ever seen one of those viral videos about how to hack your life and make the perfect ice cream sandwich? I guess it just showed up in Ben...
