REVIEW: Quest Hero Bars
Heroism: it can be many things to many people. To some, heroism is a firefighter rescuing the family cat from a burning home after saving all the humans. To me, heroism...
Monthly Archive: May 2017
PODCAST: The Nosh Show Episode 105 “Minion Farts”
Tired of listening to the same old music when you exercise? Tired of EXERCISING, period? I’ve got just the thing! The Nosh Show is a podcast about junk food and...
REVIEW: Skittles America Mix
Skittles America Mix is back on shelves! Please find our review from last republished below. Have a safe and drunk Memorial Day Weekend! Quick – name the most American berries...
REVIEW: Starbucks S’mores Bar
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is: Starbucks S’mores Bar...
REVIEW: Thomas’ S’mores English Muffins
Remember when the only cool thing about Thomas’ english muffins were their vaguely sexual-sounding “nooks and crannies”? Thomas used to be like a sweet old grandpa, just trying to make sure you...
REVIEW (x3): Kellogg’s Jolly Ranchers Pop Tarts
Have you ever enjoyed a Pop Tart so much, like REALLY enjoyed it, that you just started sucking on it without shame? Yeah no, me neither… asking for a friend....
REVIEW: Reese’s Stuffed with Crunchy Cookie
Alright, let’s play a game I like to call: “I’m Bored and I’m Fat.” Here’s what I want you all to do: identify your Top 2 junk foods. Don’t think about...
PODCAST: The Nosh Show Episode 104 “No Meat in My Sandwich”
Tired of listening to the same old music when you exercise? Tired of EXERCISING, period? I’ve got just the thing! The Nosh Show is a podcast about junk food and...
REVIEW: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos
The season of new Oreos rolls on, and Nabisco and Dollar General have teamed up to trick us into going to Dollar General: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos are exclusive...
REVIEW: Nabisco Firework Oreos
Have you ever been eating an Oreo and thought: “Man, this is pretty good, but these cookies are awfully relaxed on my tongue. Why the heck are they just sitting there?”...
REVIEW: Nabisco Waffles & Syrup Oreos
For nearly two years now, I’ve joked about eating Oreos for breakfast on this blog. Here’s the funny thing about jokes though: jokes are only jokes if they’re a) funny...
REVIEW: ENLIGHTENED Ice Cream (Ranking of All Flavors)
Thank you to ENLIGHTENED for sending all their flavors so I could rank them for you, which begins below! ATTN: Fit Chicks & Beefcakes Everywhere! Hiya, sexy! I’m assuming you...
