The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is:

Starbucks S’mores Bar

Starbucks S'mores Bar

Starbucks S’mores Bar

Description: The season of blowing-off camping and just eating s’mores stuff at home is upon us. In addition to the wonderful S’mores Frappuccino, Starbucks has brought back this stretchy little fluffcloud.

The Starbucks S’mores Bar has a simple construction of graham cracker crust, a softened milk chocolate layer, and tons of toasty marshmallow. Despite looking hilariously heavy on the mallows, all three flavors come through expertly. The chocolate is rich and I particularly love the crumby crunch of the graham cracker crust, which has a great honey & molasses flavor to it. This is right up there with the Cookie Butter Bar and Pumpkin Cheesecake Bar for the best dessert items they make at Starbucks. The only room for improvement is that the marshmallows could have been toastier.

Microwave it for a few seconds if you’ve never had an orgasm and want to know what it’s like.

Starbucks S'mores Bar

Burning Questions:

  1. Junk Banter, have you ever even had an orgasm before? Yes.
  2. With another person though? …next question.
  3. Are you a virgin? ?

Place of Purchase: Starbucks

Rating: 9.5 out of 10

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