NEWS: Nabisco Cookie Butter Oreos Are Coming; Dancing Hot Dog Sweeps Nation
If you dream about something enough times, then pray for it enough times, then Tweet at Oreo enough times, good things can happen:
Cookie Butter Oreos were only a matter of time…
Instagram user @markie_devo, who preferred to remain anonymous, has all the super secret details. Nabisco Cookie Butter Oreos are planned for release in September 2017. Junk Banter has very haphazardly fact-checked and can confirm that these Oreos will be out on September 18th, the week before, the week after, a different time, or never.
One expected retailer is Target, though they will not be exclusive, unless of course they are.
If I squint my eyes to the limits of human capability, it appears that Cookie Butter Oreos will use “graham” cookie wafers and a cookie butter flavored cream. It could also say “cinnamon” cookie, but there’s really no way of knowing. My eyes are blinded with excitement and lust.
I don’t have any other photos, so here’s the same photo with the Dancing Hot Dog filter from Snapchat:
And now here he is courting a Strawberry Cake Pop from Starbucks:
See him here invading my personal space at work:
Dreams really do come true…
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