REVIEW: Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Habanero
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is:
Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Habanero
Description: Cheetos is on a mission to destroy our butts, and one of their many weapons is the limited time only Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Habanero.
These corn snacks are 🔥 in every sense of the emoji. There’s a distinct smokiness over the original that I love. A sharp peppery kick surfaces alongside the familiar vinegar and spices, and then the actual heat intensifies late and lingers. They’re definitely spicier than the Flamin Hot Chipotle Ranch, though not as complex overall. I do think they’re more flavorful and hotter than the original Flamin’ Hot.
Note: prior years saw “Cheetos Wild Habanero” without the “Flamin’ Hot” designation. I think these are spicier this time around but I can’t say for certain since time travel is not yet where it should be.
In any event, don’t wait for a freakin’ time travel machine. Buy lots of these now before they disappear. They’re extraordinary.
- Do you think we’ll ever achieve time travel? Yes.
- When? Probably like, November.
- What will you do with it? Go back to the day I was born and try life again.
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: 9 out of 10
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