The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are abbreviated reviews without a lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is:
Hostess Candy Corn Cupcakes
Lies, lies, lies!
They pulled a fast one on us with Hostess Candy Corn Cupcakes, and they got us good. These cupcakes are only decorated like candy corn – not flavored anything like them.
Don’t believe me? Peep the description in bottom left for confirmation: “frosted yellow cake with creamy filling.” Hostess is always clear to specify things like “pumpkin spice cake” or “raspberry creamy filling” to denote flavor additions to the cake and/or creme. On this particular product, they made zero effort to flavor anything, and gave zero f*cks to make that fact clear.
Call them Halloween Cupcakes, Hostess, because thats all they are: yellow cupcakes with a Halloween paint job. Tastes like a Twinkie with different textures.
I don’t even LIKE candy corn, but I was hoping to try it in cupcake form today. And I could not. The only good news here is they probably would have tasted awful if they WERE candy corn flavored.
Save your money.
- You mad, bro? Yes!
- Why so serious? Because this is bullshit!
- Are you ok? No.
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: Bullshit out of 10
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