They’re b-a-a-a-ssic!
Tiny the Tiger as a white girl, or possibly a lamb.
In an effort to stay relevant as the leaves change color, Tony the Tigress, the popular cereal mascot turned white girl, is dishing out new Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes. The cereal combines classic Frosted Flakes with everyone’s favorite seasonal spice/latte/candle/cough drop.
All I can say is: it’s about time, and Tony has never looked hotter in his life.
I truly can’t even right now with Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes. This cereal smells like a warm autumn hug in the middle of a corn maze in the center of a pumpkin patch.
Can you tell I’m excited? Yes you can, because the scent is so inviting that I cannot possibly conceal my pumpkin spice boner.
This is more effective than Viagra.
Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Viagra
Just such an unbelievable pumpkin spice flavor emanates from this cereal. Tony didn’t cut any corners with cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, allspice and natural flavors driving home the signature spice blend with authority. The classic sweetness of Frosted Flakes keeps the cereal balanced and satisfying even for those lunatics turned off by too much pumpkin spice – if there ever was such a thing.
It’s better than Pumpkin Spice Life, Pumpkin Spice Mini Wheats, and Special K Pumpkin Spice Crunch – by a wide margin.
Milk mutes the pumpkin spice punch, but not nearly enough to make me not love this cereal intensely. The spice is especially apparent in the aftertaste instead of immediately upfront once doused in milk. It’s effective because it reminds you that this is still Frosted Flakes at its core, and not merely a novelty cereal.
I would kiss Tony on his little pumpkin mouth if I wasn’t so certain he would maul my face off.
How Hot I Think Tony is Right Now Rating: 10 out of 10
Getting Absolutely Destroyed by a Tiger Rating: 0 out of 10
Overall Rating: 9.5 out of 10
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See, this isn’t something I would have thought to buy. Sure, I like pumpkin spice things in the fall, but I would think a cereal would be pushing it. So glad to read this review! Excited to pick up a box of this and try it out! Thanks so much for the review ?
Don’t sleep on these, Jennifer! I think pumpkin spice and cereal are a match made in Heaven – at least when they use actual spices instead of some chemicals.