REVIEW: Caramel M&M’s
Caramel M&M’s. I could’ve sworn that these already existed, and once I realized they didn’t, I was furious. How has it taken M&Ms this long to try out such a classic...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino
From now through April 23rd, Starbucks is selling unicorn diarrhea in a cup. Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Hang on, guys. I’m not saying I’ve tried the Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccinno already and...
REVIEW: Burger King Froot Loops Shake
Cereal milk is best served cold, but it’s so f*cking hot right now. Ben & Jerry’s was the first mover when they turned cereal milk into ice cream to celebrate National Cereal Day,...
REVIEW: BBQ PayDay (Flavor of Texas)
Everybody in the world loves to get paid, but nobody in the world loves PayDay. Sure, I know a couple of people who like Payday; heck I’m one of them....
REVIEW: Strawberry Kit Kat (Flavor of California)
Strawberry is definitely the trendy fruit flavor of the season. I thought that my last set of reviews would be an awesome trilogy like Back to the Future, but it’s...
REVIEW: Reese’s Honey Roasted (Flavor of Georgia)
Did you know that the honey bee is the official state insect of Georgia? Did you even know that the states declared official state insects? Me neither. Hershey’s has released...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Cherry Cheesecake (Flavor of New York)
With the exception of all the people that hate New York City, everybody loves New York City. When I think of the bright lights, the fascinating skyscrapers, and all the...
QUICK BITES: Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s quick bite is: Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans Description: “Jelly beans covered in a nerdalicious shell.”...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Carrot Cake Creation
Carrot Cake: A moist cake containing grated carrot, typically topped with a buttercream or cream cheese frosting and chopped walnuts. Yogurt: A semisolid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria....
REVIEW: Hostess Carrot Cake Donettes
Carrot cake. Seriously, the most underrated cake in the world. Hostess Donettes. Seriously, the best shitty doughnut you can buy for $2.00 at checkout. Two worlds collide. Hostess Carrot Cake...
REVIEW: Strawberry Nut M&M’s
Strawberry Nut M&M’s are back at Walgreen’s! Please find our review featured below, updated with images of the new packaging. And check out the comments – THE John Weeks responded! ...
REVIEW: Nabisco Cookies & Creme Oreos
Let’s call 2016 a bad year for democracy all-around. Months before the U.S. presidential election in November, a much more important election was held. The stakes couldn’t have been higher as...
