REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Pint Slices (All 7 Flavors)
Have you ever seen one of those viral videos about how to hack your life and make the perfect ice cream sandwich? I guess it just showed up in Ben...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Deep Fried Banana Twinkies
The evolution of the Twinkie has been fascinating. Did you know that the original Twinkie introduced in 1930 was bananas? I mean that quite literally; the cream filling was made with...
REVIEW: Keebler Cinnamon Roll Fudge Stripes
Keebler is the largest cookie and cracker manufacturer in the United States. (Sources: Wikipedia, Overzealous Guy from Keebler, Nobody At Nabisco, 2017) Given their success with these popular snacks, the ambitious...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Blueberry Lemon Cookies
“Those Who Rise the Fastest, Fall the Hardest” ~ Unknown (Made Up) Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the story of Lemon Blueberry. 2016 was a helluva year for Lemon Blueberry....
REALLY LATE REVIEW: Planters Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie Mix
On occasion, I’ll prepare a review of an item that gets completely lost in the shuffle. Products that I deem more exciting get released at a furious pace, and those items...
Small Business Spotlight: Little G Ice Cream Co.
When I was 8 years old, I was eating paints chips. When Grace Connor was 8 years old, she was already churning her own ice cream. One of us is...
REVIEW: Girl Scouts S’mores Cookies (The Sandwich One)
Welp, somebody give these girls the Resiliency Badge… Unfazed by a review where I ripped them to shreds, the Girl Scouts are back at it with their second attempt at...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! Maple Brown Sugar Rolls
Have you ever bitten into a buttery cinnamon roll and thought to yourself: “Boy, this is awfully healthy?” You’re in luck, my friend… Pillsbury Grands! Maple Brown Sugar Rolls. That’s...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Scandinavian Swimmers
There I stood facing the “What’s New?” section, a bag of Trader Joe’s Scandinavian Swimmers in my hand. I tried to talk myself out of a purchase: “You don’t need...
REVIEW: Cherry M&M’s
Since nobody exercising their own free will stalks grocery stores the day after Christmas looking for Valentine’s Day candy but I, nobody else gets to experience this simple joy: You need to...
REVIEW: Post Cinnamon Pebbles
Do you remember when you were a kid and the back of the cereal box meant something? I would always lose myself in the illustrations or, if I was really lucky,...
REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Caramel Crunch Cereal
Coworkers… don’t you just hate ’em? Coworkers exist for one reason and one reason only: to sell me Girl Scout cookies for their daughters’ stupid fundraiser. For 364 days out...
