REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Thin Mints Cereal
The Girl Scouts cooking-selling season is about to begin in earnest, while the “Diet Starts 2018” season began on January 2nd. What a perfect time for the Girl Scouts Cookie Cereals! You’ll have...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Keebler Cereal
Cereal companies everywhere are trying to reduce sugars and make their products healthier. This strategy aims to broaden their appeal with the suddenly health-conscious masses. When everyone else zigs, you zag:...
REVIEW: Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
Welp, another year of being a fat, lazy slob is in the books. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m certainly looking to do a little better in 2017....
PODCAST: The Nosh Show Episode 96 “Curmudgeonville”/Previewing This Week’s Reviews
I promise you’re at JunkBanter.com and not The Impulsive Buy. For the uninitiated, The Nosh Show is a podcast about junk food and fast food. It’s hosted by Marvo of The Impulsive...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie Gingerbread Bars
The following review was written while seated comfortably on the toilet. Okay, so I guess that’s no different than most of my reviews. But this time, I’m on the toilet...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Dunkin Donuts Frosted Chocolate Mocha Pop Tarts
How do you take your coffee, black? Just kidding, that’s dumb. What about with tons of sugar? And flavor syrup? All of the above, maybe? Then rolled into a breakfast pastry,...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Dunkin Donuts Frosted Vanilla Latte Pop Tarts
Have you ever dipped a Pop Tart into coffee and thought: “Jesus Christ, this is SO much work”? Kellogg’s and Dunkin Donuts have teamed up in an effort to solve...
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Strawberry Oreos
If you have trouble finding love on Valentine’s Day, look no further than cookies: Nabisco Chocolate Strawberry Oreos -what a great idea! Chocolate-covered strawberries are an iconic gift for Valentine’s Day, and...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gelato Filled Panettone
As a full-blooded Italian, I have several important duties: Fuss over the pronunciation of “mozzarella.” Teach people to twirl their spaghetti without a spoon. Eat all the panettone so nobody...
REVIEW: Lindt LINDOR Peppermint Cookie Truffles
When it comes to cookies, are you in the “soft & chewy” camp or the “crunchy” camp? Maybe you like your cookies both ways equally. What if your cookies were, in fact, equal...
REVIEW: Stacy’s Gingerbread Pita Chips
Given what you’ve seen me blog about, would you guess that I’m a cookie guy or a chip guy? Spoiler Alert: I’m both! The trend of flavoring chips likes cookies...
REVIEW: Starbucks Fruitcake Frappuccino
When I asked my barista if they had the new Starbucks Fruitcake Frappuccino, she said: “It’s disgusting, you don’t want it.” My response? “Perfect, I’ll have a grande.” It’s no...
