REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Peppermint Joe-Joe’s Ice Cream
Look, even Babe Ruth struck out every once in a while… Trader Joe is one of the best in the game at nearly everything. But his ice cream? Not exactly batting...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake Ice Cream
Tonight we continue our “Blue Bunny Holi-doodle is Dead” Consolation Tour with some cheesecake. Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake ice cream is another seasonal ice cream meant to distract me/comfort me...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cocoa Bunny
A moment of silence, please. Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream is dead. Here’s what it looked like moments before it was brutally murdered: The assailant? F*cking listeria concerns. Hoppin Holidoodle, the...
Junk Banter Fat Couch: Trader Joe’s Jingle Jangle
Junk Banter Fat Couch is a recurring segment I do for my Snapchat audience. The segment has gotten completely out of control. What began as lazy reviews on my couch has spiraled...
REVIEW: General Mills Holiday Sprinkle Cookie Crisp
As you may recall if you read our blog (nope), I’m really passionate about my holiday themed breakfast cereals. Needless to say, I picked up Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp, but...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s Little Bites Butter Cookie Muffins
Shoutout to the dyslexic people over at Entenmann’s! With everyone raving about “cookie butter” this and “cookie butter” that, Entenmann’s has completely misread the trend and are throwing it back to...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cinnamon Frosted Flakes
Skip past the part where following Tony the Tiger on Twitter is an absolute low-point, and imagine my bewilderment when I saw this tweet: I am not at liberty to...
REVIEW (x3): Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars
Look, there’s no crazy song and dance to start this review for a few reasons: 1) I’ve got THREE new candy bars to review. 2) You’ve only got a few...
REVIEW: Doritos Roulette
I consider myself a betting man. Not just at the casino, either. I like to bet on dumb things like the NBA 3-Point Contest, scripted professional wrestling, and whether Left Shark...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Everything
Gingerbread! One of the lone holiday flavors with any staying power in junk food land. Here’s a brief history of gingerbread cookies: Santa eats them. That’s all you need to...
REVIEW: Hostess White Peppermint Twinkies
Apparently ignoring all of my literature on the subject, Hostess continues to release weird-sounding Twinkies that nobody asked for. Hostess White Peppermint Twinkies are the latest offender, following other gross-sounding...
REVIEW: Lay’s Chicken & Waffles Potato Chips
Chicken & waffles is a weird combination. Nobody knows the exact origin of the dish, but I suspect somebody was drunk when it was conceived. It might not sound like it makes sense...
