REVIEW: Great Value Stuffed Donut Bites (Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough)
Surely you’ve played Fantasy Donut before. You know, that game where you sit around by yourself and imagine all the crazy things that you would stuff inside of donuts if you...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Double Chocolate M&M’s
Mars has examined the data: we love chocolate, and especially around Christmas. Here are some astounding facts about how fat we all are, courtesy of Mars: In 2015, consumers spent...
REVIEW (x3): Sugar Cookie Pringles, Salted Caramel Pringles, Pecan Pie Pringles
Every holiday season, Pringles release a bunch of flavors that shouldn’t be Pringles. Years past have brought us Pumpkin Pie Pringles, Milk Chocolate Pringles, White Chocolate Pringles, and even White Chocolate...
REVIEW: Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar
What do you get when you combine the world’s best-selling cookie with an international powerhouse in chocolatiering? An oversized weight-gain supplement that retails for $3.98 at Walmart. The drug’s name? The...
REVIEW: Shimmery White Chocolate M&M’s
White Chocolate M&M’s – such a simple concept that it’s impossible to understand why we haven’t had them yet. It’s particularly impossible because we have had them. White Chocolate M&M’s have...
REVIEW: Brightside Skittles
Darkside Skittles were discontinued in 2015, but look on the bright side… I kind of dread these reviews. Accurately breaking down Skittles flavors is challenging. Sure, there is a point or two that...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce
I need an adult, I need an adult! Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce makes me uncomfortable on multiple levels. This product is filled with so many sexual innuendos...
REVIEW: Girl Scout S’mores Cookies (The Chocolatey Coated One)
I won’t pretend for a second that I know what the Girl Scouts actually do. Here’s what they do according to Wikipedia (with an addendum by Junk Banter): “The Girl Scouts...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Confetti Cake Ice Cream
Like clockwork. Earlier this year, Ben & Jerry’s released Cake My Day ice cream – vanilla cake batter ice cream, vanilla cake pieces, buttercream frosting, and a raspberry swirl. I really...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango O’s
Cereal Chatter. Are you the type to put fruit in your morning cereal to make it a more nutritious breakfast? I was never that type. “What is this, salad?” The only...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Star Crunch
I trust you’ve heard about Christmas miracles. Well, today I discuss a Christmas tragedy. For some unthinkable, horrible, bullshit reason, General Mills has replaced life-changing Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with this...
REVIEW: Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles
Happy Birthday! Today is your birthday, right? It’s not? Oh. Well that’s too bad. I bought these Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles just for you. But since it’s not your birthday,...
