REVIEW: Caramel Apple Milky Way
Caramel Apple Milky Way is back on shelves! Please find our review below: A list of fall flavors, by Junk Banter: 1) Pumpkin Spice 2) Caramel Apple 3) Apple Cinnamon...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW (x2): Tastykake Karrot Kake Kandykakes & Tastykake Salted Caramel Kandykakes
Fall is in the air, as I write this review poolside… sipping on lemonade while poking at newly acquired rolls of fat from a sunny season of bad decisions. With...
FOLLOW-UP: Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream
As we enter our second full season of pumpkin spice on Junk Banter, there will be many limited editions items that are making a return appearance. Since nobody read the...
REVIEW: Brach’s Brunch Favorites Candy Corn
Fast forward through the part where I don’t like candy corn and hit play at the part where I love me some brunch. Brach’s new Target-exclusive candy corn is inspired by the...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Kisses Birthday Cake
Happy 109th Birthday, Hershey’s! I’d kiss you but you’re 109 and that’s gross! Hershey’s, apparently not confident it would make it to 110, is celebrating its 109th birthday in the grandest...
REVIEW: Great Value Donut Cheeseburger
Ladies and gentleman, Walmart now sells gigantic suicide pills in the freezer aisle. For a mere $4.84, you can write your own death sentence with these new pre-packaged cake donut...
REVIEW: Nabisco Candy Corn Oreos
I’m positive Nabisco is pissed off at me. First they poured cough syrup down my throat with Swedish Fish Oreos, and now they turned my least favorite candy into an...
FOLLOW-UP: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes
As we enter our second full season of pumpkin spice on Junk Banter, there will be many limited editions items that are making a return appearance. Since nobody read the...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Nutri-Grain Bars
Coming from a guy who consumes Pop Tarts like oxygen, you might be surprised that breakfast bars are my breakfast of choice. Just hear me out for a minute. Breakfast...
REVIEW: White Boo-tterscotch M&M’s
When it comes to food, it takes a lot to frighten me. I’ve eaten a lot of scary shit for this blog. Take , for example, which never required a...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Salted Caramel Coconut Cookies
Trader Joe’s is not into the whole brevity thing. They like looooong product names. Trader Joe’s And The Astounding Multi-Flavored Joe-Joe’s, Trader Joe’s Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls, Trader Joe’s Center For...
REVIEW: Special K Pumpkin Spice Crunch
#CerealRant. It is absolutely fantastic to see all these pumpkin spice cereals being rolled out, but why only the healthy ones? Last year, we got shredded wheat. Shredded wheat! This year,...
