REVIEW: Hostess White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies
I’ve always wanted to eat the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and tonight I will finally get to. We conclude The Week Where I Only Ate Twinkies with the new Hostess White...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Hostess Key Lime Slime Twinkies
To celebrate the release of the new Ghostbusters movie, Hostess has released some really awful-sounding Twinkies. Key lime is not a flavor that everyone enjoys, and slime is not a word...
REVIEW: Hostess Banana Split Twinkies
Today is Part I of a new segment I like to call: “I’m Going to Review Three Different Twinkies in Three Consecutive Days.” Fat Person Trivia Time: Did you know...
REVIEW: Lay’s Beer ‘n Brats Potato Chips
Does anyone remember when Junk Banter first started? Don’t answer that. While you were busy not reading Junk Banter, you were especially busy not reading our craft beer reviews. When...
REVIEW: Nabisco Choco Chip Oreos
Since starting this blog, my sole purpose in life is to eat new Oreos and talk about it. While this sounds fantastic (and it is), trust me when I say...
REVIEW: Herr’s S’mores Flavored Snack Balls
If your product can be described as a “flavored snack ball,” then you have officially given up. Ladies and gentlemen…s’mores has officially given up. Herr’s S’mores Flavored Snack Balls are...
REVIEW (x2): Skippy P.B. Bites Graham Cracker & Skippy P.B. Bites Granola
Last year, an aspiring food blogger with no friends pitted the Skippy P.B. Bites Double Peanut Butter against the Skippy P.B. Bites Pretzel variety. The Double Peanut Butter variety won by...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango Coconut Caramel Corn
Our next stop on the “Trader Joe is a Crazy Son of a Bitch” tour takes us to Trader Joe’s Mango Coconut Flavored Caramel Corn. Weird-flavored popcorns are nothing new...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s S’mores Little Bites
Alright, let’s talk for a minute. Muffins should get more love than they do, but they don’t. About a decade ago, the gourmet cupcake market was booming AF. I feel like...
REVIEW: Burger King’s Mac n’ Cheetos
Burger King’s Mac n’ Cheetos are back on shelves! Is that exclamation point one of excitement or terror? Find out by reading our review from last year below: Ah, the...
REVIEW: Nabisco Sriracha Triscuits
Does anyone even care about sriracha anymore? Did anyone ever care about Triscuits? Too bad! These Sriracha Triscuits come in a pretty cool box, so I’m going to eat them. These are...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Shooting Stars Cookies
It happens when you least expect it. There you are, sitting alone in a McDonald’s parking lot… eating a McFlurry while “I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner plays on the...
