MEMORIAL DAY REVIEW: Hot Diggity Dog Pringles
If you’re reading this today, one of two things has happened: Either your Memorial Day BBQ kind of sucks, or your Memorial Day BBQ is awesome but you ate too many...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Strawberry Cheerios
Here is a list of people who eat Cheerios: Babies. Grandpa. No, I’m not here to bash on Cheerios today. Cheerios are a classic. It’s just that we all ate...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Brownie Bar
Tonight, we pick up where we left off in our series: Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big? We follow with a review of the new Betty...
REVIEW: Chips Ahoy! Soft Chunky Peanut Butter Cookies
I can’t believe I never even got a call from Chips Ahoy! when they named this product after me. Introducing Chips Ahoy! “Soft Chunky” Peanut Butter Cookies! This product is...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Empowermint Ice Cream
I will admit freely that politics is not my thing. I’m not here to discuss it nor are you here to read about it. The kind of elections I get...
REVIEW: Skittles America Mix
Quick – name the most American berries you can think of! If you said “the Chinese yumberry,” you must have worked for the Wrigley Company and held a significant position of power...
REVIEW: Keebler Fudge Stripes Birthday Cake Cookies
Ernest J. Keebler, the ringleader of the Keebler Elves, was conceived in the year 1968. He was born as a 75-year-old dwarf-boy where he has remained for eternity. Even Keebler...
REVIEW: Haagen-Dazs Brownies à la Mode
We’ve been treated to a lot of fun ice creams lately. The flavors seem to get more and more Junk Banter-y by the minute. One of the best features of ice cream...
REVIEW: Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles
Welp, since we don’t have a release date on the Fruity Crisp Oreos yet, I guess I’m just going to have to eat a bowl of Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles every...
Kellogg’s Frosted A&W Root Beer Pop Tarts
My first glass of soda in like twenty years was a Pop Tart, and it was an unmitigated disaster. The Kellogg’s Frosted Orange Crush Pop Tarts were brutally terrible. But...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Crush Orange Pop Tarts
Every man has his rules. One of mine is that I will not drink soda. Too much sugar. However, I also have this terrific rule that I must eat every...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Zebra Plus Nutty Bars
A math lesson, by Junk Banter: Zebra Plus Nutty Bars = One Fat Food-Blogging Idiot Ready To Eat More Garbage. I ate a lot of Nutty Bars in elementary school. They...
