REVIEW: Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites
Uh oh. It’s that time of year again. That person that you don’t really care for but that you still feel obligated to acknowledge has a birthday coming up. Let’s say...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW (x2): Nature Valley Biscuits with Peanut Butter & Nature Valley Biscuits with Almond Butter
People often ask me in that dream I had once, “What’s the best part about running a hugely popular food blog?” Is it giving people something to smile over while...
REVIEW Battle: Pillsbury S’mores Toaster Strudel vs. Kellogg’s S’mores Pop Tarts
We can argue it for centuries. The Kellogg’s Pop Tart vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel debate may never be settled. Convenience vs. Quality. Versatility vs. Having to Do Stuff. Fake Frosting vs....
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! S’mores Rolls
Your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. You didn’t get the job. You got a flat tire on the drive home. Basically, you suck. What do you do to fix everything?...
REVIEW: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Quest Bar
*UPDATE*: Quest Nutrition released the Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Quest Bar to the general public on July 19, 2016! The review that follows was published on April 28, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively...
REVIEW: Hostess Suzy Q’s
*Spits out coffee* GUYS, Hostess Suzy Q’s are back!! Wait a minute… WTF are Suzy Q’s? Hostess Suzy Q’s are comprised of two chocolate cake layers with a creamy filling...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Bourbon Pecan Pie (Texas Exclusive)
When you vacation, what activities usually make your itinerary? Assume your destination was Texas – the same state I frequented recently for a bachelor party with 21 other beacons of...
REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with M&M’s & Hostess Brownies made with Milky Way
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Pink Lemonade Pop Tarts
It’s a beautiful summer day. The wind chimes are creating masterpieces, and the porch swing sways in sync. You’ve got yourself a nice, big ole’ glass of pink lemonade –...
REVIEW: Snyder’s Of Hanover Fudge Brownie Pretzel Sandwiches
Decadence is a fudge brownie. Ooey, gooey, and chewy, few desserts hit the spot better than a warm, freshly-baked chocolate brownie. But what if – WHAT IF – the fudge...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Airheads
Like me, Airheads were born in the year 1986. That means the product is turning 30 this year, which also means that I am turning 30 this year. This kind of...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Zebra Brownies
What’s your favorite Little Debbie snack? Can you guess mine? If you guessed Zebra Cakes and Fudge Brownies, you only get partial credit. The correct answer is “All of Them,”...
