REVIEW: Pillsbury Raspberry Cheesecake Toaster Strudel
This is it, guys. This is the review where all of my Junk Bantering culminates in me officially throwing in the towel on this whole “health” thing. For you see,...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Entenmann’s French Toast Soft’ees
Entenmann’s French Toast Softees are back on shelves! Please find our review from last year below: WELP that break-up with Thomas’ Maple French Toast English Muffins didn’t go so well....
REVIEW: Thomas’ Banana Bread English Muffins
Before I get to the review of Thomas’ Banana Bread English Muffins, I need to take care of some business. Dear Maple French Toast English Muffins, It pains me to...
REVIEW: Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop S’mores
It’s movie night at Junk Banter, and we’re making s’mores! Well, kind of. Tonight we cozy up with a movie and Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop S’mores Kettle Corn. Whenever I...
REVIEW: S’mores Crispy M&M’s
In 1999, Crispy M&M’s were born. They were great! The concept wasn’t too innovative, but they were crispy and everybody loved them. So Mars discontinued them in 2006 because “Haha F-...
REVIEW: Haagen-Dazs Vanilla Tangerine Shortbread
Guests have arrived. It’s 4:00 P.M. The tea is ready; a fresh pot hits the table. A tiered stand in the center of the table holds light snacks for guests to...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie S’mores Bars
A famous food blogger once wrote: “Marshmallows taste like poop.” (Junk Male, 2015) Tonight, a famous food blogger is going to eat marshmallows in order to poop. Introducing Fiber One 90 Calorie S’mores...
REVIEW: Ritz Ultimate Butter Crackers
I’m certain of it… Nabisco is just trolling us at this point. In epic displays of food redundancy, Nabisco has already released Cookies & Cream Oreos and Even Thinner Wheat Thins....
REVIEW: Hostess Baseball Cupcakes
Today is MLB Opening Day! This is my favorite day of the year, and that list includes my birthday. If you don’t like baseball, there is a little X in...
REVIEW: Cheez It Sweet & Salty Snack Mix
Cheese & Chocolate – a pairing so inspired that it’s reserved for the fanciest kind of individuals. For example, the French… or the type of person that will only opt...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar
Tonight is the first episode of a new three part series here at Junk Banter titled: “Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big?” When I first...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Chunky Monkey
Don’t have a cow, man. I’ve received a lot of requests to review more of the Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Ice Cream line, and tonight I’m going to do just...
