REVIEW: 7-Eleven Wild Cherry Slurpee Donut
Guys, I’m very sorry you had to hear this from me, but Slurpees are now donuts. Just two weeks ago, Slurpees were cotton candy. Now, they’re donuts. Yes, the 7-Eleven...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW BATTLE: Russell Stover Whip Eggs (Mango, Key Lime, Banana, Pineapple)
Happy Easter to those who celebrate! You know what means, right? Something about Jesus, but also that there’s going to be a LOT of Easter candy on clearance. Like these...
REVIEW: Nabisco Strawberry Shortcake Oreos
Warning: This is going to be brutal. When there is no backstory for the feature flavor of a limited edition Oreo, I steal jokes from the Internet. When the flavor...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm S’mores Cookies
I’ve got s’more s’mores for you guys… This will never end, and I don’t want it to. Oft-forgotten because we’re too lazy to make our own, the s’mores are getting a resurgence...
REVIEW: Talenti Peanut Butter Pretzel Gelato
What a time to be alive! Apparently jealous that Ben & Jerry’s has rolled out a bunch of new ice creams to ring in 2016, Talenti is throwing 7 new flavors at...
REVIEW: Tastykake Peach Cobbler Mini Donuts
Peach cobbler… peach cobbler… hmm. Guys, there’s no backstory for peach cobbler. It’s peach cobbler. I did a Google search on peach cobbler and found nothing interesting. I did find...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts
It’s the first day of Spring! Try telling that to Kellogg’s, who released these Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in the middle of winter. I haven’t bothered with these until now; I’ve...
REVIEW: Nabisco Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Oreos
There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s. But is there a better way? This was the marketing mindset of Nabisco, who in 2014 delighted the world when it stuffed this classic...
REVIEW: Dannon Oikos Red Velvet Cake
There is something wrong with all of us. Why can’t we just let yogurt be yogurt? Adding fruit is one thing. Fruit is healthy. Yogurt is healthy. Add all the fruit you...
REVIEW: Coconut Twix
As I sit down to write this review of the Easter edition Coconut Twix, I can’t help but give a little backstory. This isn’t my first time reviewing Coconut Twix. Consider...
REVIEW (x2): Cold Stone Creamery Rainbow Cakery & Peanut Butter Madness Eggs
Tonight I tell a tale about a plan that backfired. This post is NSFW. Those who follow us on social media know that I periodically (constantly) post pictures of new...
REVIEW: M&M’s “Vote For Your Favorite Peanut” Contest (Honey Nut M&M’s, Coffee Nut M&M’s, Chili Nut M&M’s)
As Americans everywhere are feverishly debating which person will ruin this great nation even further, the Mars Company is lobbying for votes in their new promotion: M&M’s “Vote For Your...
