REVIEW: Lay’s Olive Oil & Herb Kettle Cooked (Flavor Swap)
“Don’t fill up on bread.” Okay fine, I’ll fill up on these chips instead… It’s a familiar scene. You’re at a fancy Italian restaurant (Macaroni Grill) with your family. The...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Carrot Cake Hershey’s Kisses
Update: 3/15/18 – Carrot Cake Hershey’s Kisses are back! Please find our original review below as tonight’s featured review. You can purchase Carrot Cake Kisses at Walmart, CVS, and probably some other...
REVIEW: Easter Sundae M&M’s
Chocolate. Ice Cream. The Lord Jesus Christ. What do these three things all have in common? Nothing. Introducing Easter Sundae M&M’s! You wanna talk about a gimmick? Easter Sundae M&M’s...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Coconuts for Caramel Core
This new Ben & Jerry’s diet is great. It is currently 7 degrees out as I write this, and I’m freezing my ass off. You would think ice cream would be...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Brownie Batter Core
If you buy your ice cream by the pint as often as I do, you might often find yourself playing a game I like to call: “Good Pint or Bad...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Cookies & Cream Cheesecake Core
If you lock 50 fat kids in a room and make them decide on but one dessert they can eat for the rest of their lives, the result has to be...
REVIEW: Lay’s Smoked Gouda & Chive (Flavor Swap)
Tonight, we’ll explore the Cheese Category in the Lay’s Flavor Swap Contest. This battle is subtitled “David vs. Goliath.” Let’s meet David, aka Lay’s Smoked Gouda & Chive. Nice knowing you, David, because Goliath...
REVIEW: Lay’s Korean Barbecue (Flavor Swap)
Last month, Lay’s announced that it has bid adieu to its popular “Do Us A Flavor” contest (one of my first reviews) in favor of an entirely new contest: Lay’s “Flavor...
REVIEW: Nabisco Filled Cupcake Oreos
I’ve been waiting since October to say this. Today we’re going to Twist & Lick the shit out of some Filled Cupcake Oreos. Welcome to America, where neither filled cookies nor filled cupcakes...
REVIEW: Poppin’ Jalapeno Doritos
As we find ourselves a mere 4th and inches from Super Bowl Sunday, it’s time to start prepping for the junk food extravaganza that is far better than the game...
REVIEW: Friendly’s Crayola Color Me Vanilla Ice Cream
Because tonight’s review is a crayon-inspired ice cream, it’s only appropriate that I tell this one mostly through pictures. I will try to keep words to a minimum. Introducing Friendly’s...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip PB&J
We call this one “hedging your bets.” Chobani, knowing full well that it was taking a huge gamble by releasing Sriracha Mango and Chipotle Pineapple yogurts, introduced one of the most...
