REVIEW: Cinnamon Bun Oreos
The hurricane. The United States military. Love. These are some of the greatest forces on Earth, but they all pale in comparison to the smell of freshly baked cinnamon buns. Have...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Oreo Churros
I feel I should open with an apology. Back in November, I instructed everyone to put on their pants and go searching for the just-released Oreo Churros. J&J Snack Foods Corporation,...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Sriracha Mango
Ok, normally this is the part of the review where I’d complain that this sriracha-everything nonsense has carried on for too long. I mean, we reviewed a sriracha beer for Christ’s sake....
REVIEW: Sweets & Sours Skittles
Guys, do you have any idea how many different kinds of Skittles there are? Like, an infinity amount. I went to the store to pick up the latest edition, Sweets...
REVIEW: Hostess Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cupcakes
Please press play on the following video before proceeding to read the review (sorry if you get the ad): There’s no food that says “I love you” but also “I...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Peppermint Perfection
I know Christmas is behind us, and I know you’re sick of peppermint, but Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, people! It’s about freakin’ time we get some peppermint in our Greek yogurt. I’ve...
REVIEW: White Strawberry Shortcake M&M’s
It’s January, and you know what that means: it’s almost Valentine’s Day, which means it’s almost Easter! That is apparently the marketing mindset at M&M’s, because they’ve gone ahead and released...
REVIEW: Strawberry M&M’s
As Valentine’s Day approaches and everyone is scrambling to get their reservations together at T.G.I. Friday’s, the Red M&M is drunk with love. Introducing Strawberry M&M’s, the newest limited edition M&M flavor to...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s JIF PB&J Strawberry Cereal
Guys, shut up. EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP. Do you realize what we might have on our hands with Kellogg’s JIF PB&J Strawberry Cereal? Do you fully understand the potential here? Let me...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake
Happy New Year, everyone! I hope your New Year’s Resolution wasn’t to eat less cheesecake, because we need to talk about this Trader Joe’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake while the mint is...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey Caramel Pop Tarts
Much like Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts are the zombies of the deceased Wild Watermelon Pop Tarts, today we’ll be reviewing another flavor straight from the Pop Tart Graveyard. Reintroducing: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts
Today we’ll be making love to some brand new Pop Tarts that are actually 18 years old. Thank God they’re finally legal… Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts appear to be the same...
