REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Maple Bacon Pop Tarts
Do you like bacon? Don’t answer that. You like bacon…a lot. This is America, after all. Land of the Free and Home of the Bacon. So here I find myself in...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Smartfood Cinnamon and Brown Sugar Popcorn
Let’s cut the bullshit: popcorn is the greatest snack ever invented. There is literally nothing not to love about fluffy crunchy butter and salt. I’m pretty sure that 90% of my...
REVIEW (x2): Talenti Old World Eggnog & Talenti Peppermint Bark
Before I was reviewing every junk food ever released, I didn’t stock my house with many unhealthy options. Sure, I would splurge and buy every new Oreo in the name...
REVIEW (x2): Pepperidge Farm Candy Cane Milano & Milano Slices Peppermint Cookies
Ah, the classic Milano cookie. Simple. Elegant. The perfect balance of exquisite cookies and luxuriously rich chocolate—in irresistible varieties to match any mood. Above is the description of the Milano cookie straight from...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Wintertide Tea Cookie Collection
Tea cookies are so effing classy. First, they are vaguely European, which transforms them from “fattening snack” into “cultural immersion”. Second, the name implies that I’m enjoying a nice cup of tea...
REVIEW: Wise Cinnabon Popcorn
And so the world waits with bated breath for Cinnamon Bun Oreos. Trust me, I hear all of your frustration since the news leaked. We know they’re coming soon, rumored...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Chocolate Lava Mini Pies
Two down, one Pillsbury Mini Pie to go. How was I feeling after the Apple Cinnamon Mini Pie? ‘Twas decent, but nowhere near as good S’mores Mini Pies. Unless, of course,...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Apple Cinnamon Mini Pies
One down, two more Pillsbury Mini Pies to go. How are we doing after the Pillsbury S’mores Mini Pie? So good, I can’t even. But let’s reserve judgment until we...
REVIEW: Pillsbury S’mores Mini Pies
Oh. My. God. YOU GUYS. It’s no secret by now that I spend a lot of time in the grocery store. However, it’s not blind luck that I discover hot...
REVIEW: Starburst Sweets + Sours
What’s your favorite flavor of Starburst? If you’re a normal person, you’re probably either a Red Starburst whore or a Pink Starburst slut. Nobody says yellow or orange, which is...
REVIEW: Tastykake Gingerbread Kandy Kakes
It’s getting harder and harder to come up with intros. After like, 100 reviews and 100,000 calories consumed, there’s just not a lot of room for pretending anymore. Tonight, I’m going...
REVIEW: Oreo Hot Chocolate (7-Eleven)
With temperatures dropping faster than our blog traffic post-Pumpkin Spice era, ’tis the season for hot chocolate. And ’tis always the season for Oreos. Introducing the new Oreo Hot Chocolate, a...
