REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Harvest Apple Cookies
Drunk Female here! I’m slowly recovering from a week in which I took my pseudonym to dangerously literal levels. (I didn’t review any of the beers from that time, unless you count...
Category: Junk Food Reviews
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Flipz
Does anyone else miss Drunk Female? You guys have been forced to listen to me during her unexplained absence. I fear that she may have overdosed on pumpkin spices or English...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin O’s Cereal
I’m beginning to think that Trader Joe is nothing more than a pumpkin peddler. I have a pretty good pulse on all things pumpkin, yet every time I walk into...
REVIEW: Talenti Pumpkin Pie Gelato
This review begins with a story. Back in September, I reviewed Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream and rated it a 10. When I published my review, one of...
REVIEW: Boulder Canyon Pumpkin Pie and Turkey & Gravy Potato Chips
As we proceed through October, the pumpkins are turning to turkeys. Holiday flavors are invading store shelves at an alarming clip. Soon, I will have to wave goodbye to pumpkin...
REVIEW: JELL-O Pumpkin Pie Pudding
If you found this review by Googling “JELL-O Pudding,” then you oughta be ashamed of yourself. Pudding is a snack typically reserved for children and people without teeth. It is best...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats
Ok, just, hear me out. Dog treats are technically junk food. They just happen to be junk food for a very specific audience (dogs). So by definition, they fall into the...
REVIEW: Eggo Pumpkin Spice Waffles
“L’eggo my Eggo” has been a popular advertising slogan for Eggo waffles since as early as 1972. The slogan implies that somebody hijacked your waffles while you were making them...
REVIEW: Doritos Rainbows
Today’s review will not be your typical review. We would just like to feature a really fun product borne of a really great cause. In September 2015, Frito-Lay announced on its social...
REVIEW: Starbucks Toasted Graham Latte
Starbucks is so much fun. No matter how ridiculous or unhealthy our demands are, they are happy to oblige. Simply glancing at this “Top 10 Worst Starbucks Drinks” list will permanently increase your blood...
REVIEW: Ruffles All Dressed Potato Chips
What the hell is “All Dressed?” All Dressed (sometimes “All Dressed Up”) is a wildly popular flavor of potato chip in Canada. According to our friends at UrbanDictionary.com, All Dressed...
REVIEW: Kraft Jet-Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Confession time: I don’t fully understand marshmallows. Especially giant marshmallows. Do people snack on these things straight out of the bag? Here’s my scouting report on marshmallows: 1) Good in...
