I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
This isn’t how it was supposed to happen. I’ve been mixing my own pumpkin pie spices into my own peanut butter for years. I should have been the next Guy...
Kellogg’s Pop Tarts vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. Which side are you on? Both are delicious breakfast pastries, but perfect substitutes they are not. The most commonly cited difference is that...
What the hell is a”breakfast biscuit” anyway? That’s the question that many Americans asked when Kraft introduced belVita breakfast biscuits to the U.S. market in 2012. Not quite a cookie, not...
Did you guys know Little Debbie is a real person? Not only is she currently alive, she is currently kicking ass as the Executive Vice President of McKee Foods, the...
Can somebody explain to me what prompted this sudden pickle craze in America? Was it Snooki? I’m going to go ahead and assume it was Snooki. Our fascination with pickles has gotten...
I’m about to destroy all the credibility I’ve amassed in the last month (none) with a massive confession. I’ve never had a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. Not even a sip....
I haven’t had a Hostess cupcake since the 5th grade. Tonight I’m going to eat three, continuing my downward spiral towards self-destruction at the expense of more blog hits. You...
Folks, I hate that I have to review Peeps today. There are only two conditions under which I crave Peeps: 1) On Easter morning, and 2) Out of a package that...
When you think of chocolate chip cookies, what brand do you think of? If you live in the U.S. and several other countries, you probably thought of Nabisco’s Chips Ahoy! cookies....
Cowboys vs. Indians. We’ve all played it before, right? Well, tonight we are playing a MUCH more controversial version of it as we pit Cowboys against Cowgirls. Oh, calm down… it’s...
Full disclosure: I don’t eat a lot of Pop Tarts for breakfast, and for too many years I didn’t eat them period. Sure I knew what most of them tasted...
If you grow up in the 1990s like me, you probably found Dunkaroos in your lunchbox pretty often. In one of the dumbest moves in U.S. history, Dunkaroos were discontinued in...
