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Pumpkin Spice

Need some help navigating the endless sea of pumpkin spices? This post will serve as a recap of every pumpkin product we’ve covered. Products are listed in order of what we liked most to what we liked least, serving as our Pumpkin Power Rankings. The list doubles as an embarrassing log of how many pumpkin calories we’ve consumed since starting the blog. Just click our rating to read the full review!

Current Champion

  1. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter (9/25/2015) 10 out of 10
  2. Talenti Pumpkin Pie Gelato (10/9/2015): 10 out of 10
  3. Pumpkin Pie Kit Kats (9/6/2017): 10 out of 10
  4. Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream (9/12/2016): 9.5 out of 10
  5. Turkey Hill Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream (10/10/2016): 9.5 out of 10
  6. Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce (11/9/2016): 9.5 out of 10
  7. Hostess Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes (9/3/2015): 9.5 out of 10
  8. Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes (8/21/2018): 9.5 out of 10
  9. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Macarons (9/18/2015): 9.5 out of 10
  10. Fiber One 90 Calorie Pumpkin Bars (8/18/2015): 9 out of 10
  11. Land O Lakes Pumpkin Pie Butter Spread (10/5/2016): 9 out of 10
  12. Chobani Flip Pumpkin Harvest Crisp Greek Yogurt (9/25/2015): 9 out of 10
  13. General Mills Pumpkin Spice Cheerios (8/15/2016): 9 out of 10
  14. Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels (9/13/2015): 9 out of 10
  15. Caramel Almond Pumpkin Spice Kind Bar (10/19/2016): 8.5 out of 10
  16. Pumpkin Spice Moon Pie (11/9/2020): 8.5 out of 10
  17. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Rolls (10/26/2016): 8.5 out of 10
  18. White Pumpkin Pie M&M’s (8/30/2017): 8.5 out of 10
  19. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Butter (9/23/2015): 8.5 out of 10
  20. Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Cobbler Cookies (10/17/2017): 8.5 out of 10
  21. Nabisco Pumpkin Spice Oreos (9/16/2015): 8 out of 10
  22. Pillsbury Pumpkin Pie Toaster Strudel (9/9/2015): 8 out of 10
  23. Clif Bars Iced Pumpkin Pie (10/8/2015): 8 out of 10
  24. Trader Joe’s Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls (10/26/2015): 8 out of 10
  25. F’real Pumpkin Cheesecake Milkshake (9/26/2016): 8 out of 10
  26. Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Nutri-Grain Bars (8/24/2016): 8 out of 10
  27. Krispy Kreme Pumpkin Spice Krispy Juniors: (10/18/2016): 8 out of 10
  28. Starbuck’s New Pumpkin Spice Latte (9/4/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  29. Kellogg’s Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts (8/30/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  30. Kellogg’s Special K Pumpkin Spice Pastry Crisps (9/19/2016): 7.5 out of 10
  31. Keebler Fudge Stripes Pumpkin Spice Cookies (8/29/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  32. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Marble Mousse Bar (9/19/2017): 7.5 out of 10
  33. Pillsbury Grands! Pumpkin Spice Cinnamon Rolls (9/23/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  34. Hershey’s Kisses Pumpkin Spice (8/4/2016): 7.5 out of 10
  35. JELL-O Pumpkin Pie Pudding (10/6/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  36. Nuts n More Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter (10/11/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  37. Lenny & Larry’s Pumpkin Spice Complete Cookie (10/12/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  38. Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats Pumpkin Spice (8/13/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  39. Hostess Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake Twinkies (10/17/2016):
  40. Peanut Butter & Co. Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter: (9/10/2015): 7.5 out of 10
  41. Little Debbie’s Pumpkin Spice Rolls (9/6/2015): 7 out of 10
  42. Pumpkin Spice Latte M&M’s (8/23/2015): 7 out of 10
  43. Edy’s/Dreyer’s Pumpkin Spice Latte Ice Cream (11/8/2017): 7 out of 10
  44. Lindt LINDOR Pumpkin Spice Truffles (9/14/2016): 7 out of 10
  45. Quaker Pumpkin Spice Life Cereal (8/17/2016): 7 out of 10
  46. Quest Nutrition Pumpkin Pie Quest Bar (9/29/2015): 7 out of 10
  47. Thomas’ Pumpkin Spice English Muffins w/ Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Butter: 7 out of 10
  48. Pumpkin Pie Larabar (12/3/2015): 7 out of 10
  49. Hostess Pumpkin Spice Donettes (9/21/2015): 7 out of 10
  50. Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookies (8/4/2015): 7 out of 10
  51. Voortman Pumpkin Spice Wafers (10/26/2016): 7 out of 10
  52. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin O’s Cereal: (10/11/2015): 6.5 out of 10
  53. Trader Joe’s “this pumpkin walks in a bar…” Cereal Bars: (9/17/2015): 6.5 out of 10
  54. Eggo Seasons Pumpkin Spice Waffles (10/4/2015): 6 out of 10
  55. JIF Whips Pumpkin Pie Spice Whipped Peanut Butter (9/10/2015): 6 out of 10
  56. Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies (9/15/2015): 6 out of 10
  57. Kellogg’s Special K Pumpkin Spice Crunch (8/18/2016): 5.5 out of 10
  58. Werther’s Originals Pumpkin Spice Soft Caramels (9/25/2017): 5.5 out of 10
  59. Sara Lee Pumpkin Creme Flaky (10/26/2016): 5.5 out of 10
  60. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Joe Joe’s Sandwich Cookies (9/14/2015): 5.5 out of 10
  61. Thomas’s Pumpkin Spice English Muffins (9/23/2015): 5 out of 10
  62. Nabisco belVita Pumpkin Spice Breakfast Biscuits (9/8/2015): 5 out of 10
  63. Trader Joe’s Organic Frosted Pumpkin Toaster Pastries (10/27/2015): 5 out of 10
  64. Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Spice Swirl Bread (9/10/2015): 5 out of 10
  65. Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop Pumpkin Spice Kettle Corn (9/11/2015): 5 out of 10
  66. Pop Secret Pumpkin Spice Popcorn (9/12/2017): 4.5 out of 10
  67. JC’s Pie Bites Pumpkin Caramel Truffles (8/27/2015): 4.5 out of 10
  68. Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Spice Blondies (10/15/2015): 4 out of 10
  69. Entenmann’s Pumpkin Muffins Little Bites (10/24/2016): 4 out of 10
  70. Russell Stover Big Bite Pumpkin Pie Candy Bar (9/19/2015): 3.5 out of 10
  71. Tastykake Pumpkin Spice Mini Donuts (9/21/2015): 3.5 out of 10
  72. Brach’s Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn (8/25/2015): 3.5 out of 10
  73. Peeps Pumpkin Spice (9/2/2015): 3 out of 10 
  74. Boulder Canyon Pumpkin Pie Flavored Potato Chips (10/7/2015): 2 out of 10
  75. Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats (10/5/2015): 1.5 out of 10
  76. Kraft Jet-Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows (9/27/2015): 1 out of 10
  77. Nabisco Pumpkin & Spice Triscuit (10/3/2016): Who Cares out of 10