Follows your nose to the nearest trash can, dig up some Peeps, and let’s see if we can make ’em better…
(Trust me… they’re in there.)
Froot Loops Peeps
Look, I’m not gonna sit here and go on and on about how much I hate Peeps. But if they were the only thing left to eat after I just ran a marathon where I was forced to eat dog shit after every mile, I would probably go back for more dog shit.
Also, why did I sign up for this marathon?
The newest flavor of Peeps is FROOT LOOPS PEEPS, which are sold all jammed up uncomfortably close to one another with a stick running through all of them (the kind of action usually reserved for thumbnails on a different platform.)
Source: PornHub
Now that you know my feelings on Peeps (they make me want to die), rest assured that I will give these Froot Loops Peeps a fair review. Any score out of 10 will be awarded with the qualifier “FOR A PEEP”.
If you happen to love Peeps, then ignore the qualifier altogether and remind me to never be friends with you.
Froot Loops Peeps follow a recent trend where everything has been turned into Froot Loops, including Froot Loops Pop Tarts, Froot Loops Mini Donuts, Froot Loops Milkshakes, and that’s it.
The Froot Loops Peeps come four to a pack in bright green, blue, red, and orange.
The smell is faintly Froot Loops but nothing too overwhelming.
All of the colors taste the same, following the same pattern as Froot Loops.
Compare this to something like Froot Loops Pop Tarts, which are absurdly Froot Loop, and you may be disappointed. The flavor is more subtle but definitely builds as you chew. Rather than taste entirely of Froot Loops, these taste more like normal Peeps that were totally and completely covered with the Froot Loops dust at the bottom of a bag of the cereal.
This actually produces something that I border on liking…
An almost impossible task, but a job very well done.
Burning Questions:
- So do you actually like these? Let’s not go crazy now…
- I think you actually like these! Don’t make me say it…
- You totally like a Peep! SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Place of Purchase: Walmart, Target
Rating: 8.5 out of 10 (FOR A PEEP!)
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