Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Kit Kats!!
Kit Kat Duos Mocha + Chocolate
No seriously, quit your blabberin’!! I already had a hard enough time functioning without my regular morning Kit Kat, but I really wish you would just shut your f*cking mouth and let me enjoy this brand new, mouth-watering, coffee-inspired Kit Kat Duos Mocha + Chocolate in peace.
WHY WON’T YOU GO AWAY???
Ok, if I just tell you about the Kit Kat will you leave me the hell alone?!
The new Mocha + Chocolate Kit Kat Duos is the second flavor in the Duos line, you annoying creep. It follows last year’s Mint + Dark Chocolate Kit Kat Duos. This time around, it features crisp wafers covered in a mocha creme with coffee bits + chocolate on the bottom.
…how did you get in my kitchen?
Short story short, these are fantastic. I can almost feel the rage escaping my body despite the fact that you’re still 12 inches from my face waiting for the rest of my review. They make everything in the world seem right.
The coffee flavor in Kat Kat Duos Mocha + Chocolate? Magnifico. I know there are people who were already dunking Kit Kats in their coffee but there’s no longer a need to. It just tastes like a super light, heavily-creamed coffee mixed with Hershey’s dark chocolate. The flavors are bold and cohesive.
If you’re not a morning person and wake up wanting to punch the world in the face, these will surely cheer you up.
No matter how annoying that world may seem.
Burning Questions:
- DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER MY HOUSE NEXT FRIDAY? No, I don’t.
- DO THESE HAVE CAFFEINE IN THEM? I don’t know.
- HEY, CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY? Get the f*ck out of my house!
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: 9.5 out of 10
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