If you could cast a spell and turn a regular Kit Kat into the flavor of your dreams, what would it be?
Realistically, this is a really tough question. That’s because Kit Kat is pumping out so many flavors both ashore and abroad that it’s hard to think of something that either hasn’t been done or is already in the pipeline. Cookies & Creme Kit Kat? They’re coming. Fruity Cereal Kit Kat? They’re coming too. Blueberry Pie? SWEET POTATO Pie? Cotton Candy, Creamsicle, or how about Cherry Cola Kit Kat? Yeah, they’re ALL going to be reality in the near future.
I’ve seriously been racking my brain to try and come up with something special and I’ve got nada.
Thankfully, I can’t cast spells so it’s a moot point, and let’s just leave this one to the witches.
Double, double, toil and… marshmallow?
Witch’s Brew Kit Kat
That’s right – new Witch’s Brew Kit Kat in a spooky green creme are marshmallow-flavored for the first time ever.
Now, I don’t know what marshmallows have to do with witches, but I do know that bitches LOVE marshmallows, so I guess it makes sense? Who cares. When it comes to candy, I’m as big of a marshmallow-loving bitch as the rest of ’em, and these new Kit Kats sound delightful.
This is the best thing witches have given us since Hocus Pocus.
These are certainly not for the Kit Kat purists. These are more aligned with creme-based Kit Kat White than the chocolate ones. Purists may also take exception to the snot green food coloring.
What a wonderfully marshmallowy scent these emit as soon as you tear into each fun-sized wrapper. They smell somewhere between sticking your head right into a bag of Jet-Puffed Marshmallows and sticking it into a box of Lucky Charms. Either way… what a time to be alive.
And it’s an extra special treat when you finally bite into one. With the delicate crisp wafers acting as a substitute for Rice Krispies, there’s no denying how much these taste like a coated Rice Krispies Treat in Kit Kat Form. The resemblance is uncanny, and it’s a welcomed one. These are fantastic.
Witches know what’s up.
- But it’s not Halloween yet. Sure it is!
- Why would you say that? Everyone’s wearing masks.
- That’s because there’s a pandemic. Sounds like a horror film to me!
Place of Purchase: Rite Aid
Rating: 9 out of 10
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