I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Dunkin’ Donuts Sugar Cookie Donut & Gingerbread Cookie Donut Your favorite holiday...
Congratulations to Chocolate Fudge Pretzel for winning Nestle Toll House’s 2017 “Cookie of the Year!” For at least the third year in a row, Nestle Toll House is saying “to...
Hey, if you were 164 years old, you might forget which season it is too… Keebler Dark Chocolate Mint Fudge Stripes sure sounds like a winter flavor, but the Elves just keep churning...
Key Lime Pie Oreos are back on shelves for 2017! Please find our review from last year below, republished with new images and minor edits: Sorry, guys. You remember the game...
Alright, let’s play a game I like to call: “I’m Bored and I’m Fat.” Here’s what I want you all to do: identify your Top 2 junk foods. Don’t think about...
The season of new Oreos rolls on, and Nabisco and Dollar General have teamed up to trick us into going to Dollar General: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos are exclusive...
In the words of the late great Ludacris (he’s alive and well, folks): I wanna, li- li- li- lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna (sexually explicit...
Cereal companies everywhere are trying to reduce sugars and make their products healthier. This strategy aims to broaden their appeal with the suddenly health-conscious masses. When everyone else zigs, you zag:...
When it comes to cookies, are you in the “soft & chewy” camp or the “crunchy” camp? Maybe you like your cookies both ways equally. What if your cookies were, in fact, equal...
Gingerbread! One of the lone holiday flavors with any staying power in junk food land. Here’s a brief history of gingerbread cookies: Santa eats them. That’s all you need to...
That feeling when you’re making s’mores but you’re too lazy to finish. Pepperidge Farm Toasted Marshmallow Milano Cookies could have been S’mores Milanos. They could have used graham flavored cookies and...
When your snack cake and body type are the same thing. Peanut butter is dan-ger-ous. Easily one of my biggest weaknesses. I have, I shit you not, between 15-20 open jars...
