REVIEW: Nabisco PB&J Oreos
I’m just gonna come out and say it: back-to-school season really bites the big one. You have to buy new clothes because I got fatter, shop for things like PENCILS, and try to get your head out of the toilet...
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REVIEW: Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreos
Waking up is not an easy process in the Junk Banter household. In order to function properly each day, I must first drive to the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts and get a large Cold Brew, black. This gives me just enough...
REVIEW: Reese’s Crunchers and Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Creme Crunchers
I absolutely love when companies just give up on trying to creatively name their newest products. Take Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans, for example. You can practically taste the marketing team’s complete and utter disinterest in each bumpy bite. I feel like Marketing Guy...
REVIEW: Nabisco Key Lime Pie Oreos
Key Lime Pie Oreos are back on shelves for 2017! Please find our review from last year below, republished with new images and minor edits: Sorry, guys. You remember the game I like to play when an Oreo flavor has no...
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Coconut Oreo Thins & Salted Caramel Oreo Thins
Having exhausted everything from Swedish Fish to Peeps, it’s clear that Nabisco is running thin on ideas: “Heyyyyyyyy… I’ve got an idea…” Do you remember when food was flavored with actual food? I don’t, but Nabisco is here to remind us...
REVIEW: Nabisco Jelly Donut Oreos
By now you’ve heard it a million times (this is your first time hearing it). Last year, Walmart held a Flavor Vote for fans to decide 2017’s Walmart exclusive Oreo. Jelly Donut Oreos were on the ballot up against Caramel...
REVIEW: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos
The season of new Oreos rolls on, and Nabisco and Dollar General have teamed up to trick us into going to Dollar General: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos are exclusive to Dollar General stores, which is probably the last store you’d...
REVIEW: Nabisco Fireworks Oreos
Have you ever been eating an Oreo and thought: “Man, this is pretty good, but these cookies are awfully relaxed on my tongue. Why the heck are they just sitting there?” FINALLY we have some Oreos that dance around with as...
REVIEW: Nabisco Waffles & Syrup Oreos
For nearly two years now, I’ve joked about eating Oreos for breakfast on this blog. Here’s the funny thing about jokes though: jokes are only jokes if they’re a) funny and b) not a straightforward truth. When something is a...
REVIEW: Twix Dark
Note: Twix Dark Chocolate was sent to me by Mars free of charge. The product will hit stores in late May 2017. Mars didn’t require a review and I wasn’t paid to post about it. However, I feel obligated to discuss Twix Dark...
REVIEW: Keebler Lemon Cream Pie Fudge Stripes
At the ripe old age of “how are any of them still alive?”, the sage little Elves have finally found the sacred lemon tree. With their new ingredient, the Keebler Elves have put together these Keebler Lemon Cream Pie Fudge Stripes. This...
REVIEW: Nabisco Cookies & Creme Oreos
Let’s call 2016 a bad year for democracy all-around. Months before the U.S. presidential election in November, a much more important election was held. The stakes couldn’t have been higher as America was invited to vote for the next Walmart-exclusive limited...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Strawberry Shortcake Cookies
I gotta be honest. After my last review, I have PTSD: Post Traumatic Strawberry Disorder. Those Starburst strawberry ice cream jellybeans were so bad that I haven’t been able to enjoy my once-favorite fruit for weeks. I even bought some fresh...
REVIEW: Milka Oreo Choco Mix
If I were a trail mix, which would I be? Milka Oreo Choco-Mix rounds out the trio of Milka-Oreo products released in the U.S., joining the Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars and the Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar. Please understand that I...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Cookies
Inspiration is everywhere, you just have to be looking. ~ Someone, probably. Guys I cannot stop looking at these Pillsbury Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Cookies… I’m so inspired right now that I could just… make cookies and eat them by myself!...
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Chips Ahoy! Thins (Oatmeal & Double Chocolate)
With a couple of months under our belts, it’s time to focus on how much we’re failing at our New Year’s resolutions. The common person is going to gain some weight around the holidays. Most of us just accept it as inevitable...
REVIEW: The Oreo Egg
You’re welcome. My hunger for limited edition garbage is limitless; it cannot be contained by this country’s borders. Last year I learned that Cadbury was selling Cadbury Oreo Eggs for Easter. They featured a milk chocolate shell with some kind of...