I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
I absolutely love when companies just give up on trying to creatively name their newest products. Take Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans, for example. You can practically taste the marketing team’s complete and utter disinterest in each bumpy bite. I feel like Marketing Guy...
Having exhausted everything from Swedish Fish to Peeps, it’s clear that Nabisco is running thin on ideas: “Heyyyyyyyy… I’ve got an idea…” Do you remember when food was flavored with actual food? I don’t, but Nabisco is here to remind us...
The season of new Oreos rolls on, and Nabisco and Dollar General have teamed up to trick us into going to Dollar General: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos are exclusive to Dollar General stores, which is probably the last store you’d...
At the ripe old age of “how are any of them still alive?”, the sage little Elves have finally found the sacred lemon tree. With their new ingredient, the Keebler Elves have put together these Keebler Lemon Cream Pie Fudge Stripes. This...
Let’s call 2016 a bad year for democracy all-around. Months before the U.S. presidential election in November, a much more important election was held. The stakes couldn’t have been higher as America was invited to vote for the next Walmart-exclusive limited...
I gotta be honest. After my last review, I have PTSD: Post Traumatic Strawberry Disorder. Those Starburst strawberry ice cream jellybeans were so bad that I haven’t been able to enjoy my once-favorite fruit for weeks. I even bought some fresh...
Inspiration is everywhere, you just have to be looking. ~ Someone, probably. Guys I cannot stop looking at these Pillsbury Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Cookies… I’m so inspired right now that I could just… make cookies and eat them by myself!...
You’re welcome. My hunger for limited edition garbage is limitless; it cannot be contained by this country’s borders. Last year I learned that Cadbury was selling Cadbury Oreo Eggs for Easter. They featured a milk chocolate shell with some kind of...
