REVIEW: Red Velvet Kit Kats
Red Velvet Kit Kats are back! Please find our review below: If you’re reading this blog – one specifically revolving around weird-flavored junk food – then chances are you have...
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REVIEW: Lindt LINDOR Red Velvet Truffles
Lindt LINDOR Red Velvet Truffles are back at Target for Valentine’s Day! Please find our review below: Valentine’s Day is all about expressing love for your partner – definitely emotionally,...
REVIEW: Edy’s/Dreyer’s Cake & Cookie Fantasy Frozen Yogurt
In the words of the late great Ludacris (he’s alive and well, folks): I wanna, li- li- li- lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna (sexually explicit...
REVIEW: Nabisco Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! Cookies
This might be the first red velvet review ever published in June, but when Nabisco releases Chips Ahoy cookies stuffed with red velvet cake, you act fast. Yes ok, I know,...
NEWS: Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! Dropping Soon; Our Body Weights Are Not
Because I’m a magnificent diet destroyer, here’s the first look at some Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! cookies hitting stores soon: Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! Cookie should have been released three months...
REVIEW: Dannon Oikos Red Velvet Cake
There is something wrong with all of us. Why can’t we just let yogurt be yogurt? Adding fruit is one thing. Fruit is healthy. Yogurt is healthy. Add all the fruit you...
REVIEW: Hostess Red Velvet Donettes
Oh my God, you guys! You auto-bots cannot get enough of your “red velvet!” Red Velvet Oreos are one thing; any Oreo is a cause for excitement. But everywhere I look,...
REVIEW: Red Velvet Oreos
Traditionally, I like to open my Oreo reviews by telling five jokes about the flavor that I stole straight off the Internet. Unfortunately, there are no such jokes for red...
REVIEW: Tastykake Red Velvet Kandy Kakes
Ok… you got me. I’m a hypocrite. While I stand firmly behind my statements that the modern interpretation of red velvet is flawed and dumb, I continue to be drawn...
REVIEW (x2): Tastykake Gingerbread Mini Donuts & Tastykake Red Velvet Mini Donuts
Ohhh the wonderful mini donut. Regular donuts are fantastic and delicious, but come with a hefty penalty being that they are straight sugar poison. But mini donuts! Food this small...
REVIEW: Special K Red Velvet Pastry Crisps
Pardon my French, but I’m here tonight to settle this Red Velvet bullshit once and for all. You are very aware of “Red Velvet,” because the phrase has been thrown around recklessly...
