REVIEW: Hostess Banana Split Twinkies
Today is Part I of a new segment I like to call: “I’m Going to Review Three Different Twinkies in Three Consecutive Days.” Fat Person Trivia Time: Did you know...
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REVIEW: Pillsbury Peanut Butter & Strawberry Toaster Strudel
Forget the artisan breads, stinky cheeses, and fancy aiolis. The PB&J is and will always be the King of the Sandwich. Sure, we can argue strawberry jam vs. grape jelly...
REVIEW (x2): Tastykake Spring Strawberry Kandy Kakes and Spring Lemon Kandykakes
As we now find ourselves in spring, I’d like to make an observation. Did you guys know that spring has historically been the only true “lull season” on the junk...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Strawberry Tiny Toast & Blueberry Tiny Toast Cereal
Ah, lazy breakfasts. The best kinds of meals are the ones that still taste good without having to do work and clean up and stuff. Perhaps the laziest breakfast is...
REVIEW: Strawberry Cheerios
Here is a list of people who eat Cheerios: Babies. Grandpa. No, I’m not here to bash on Cheerios today. Cheerios are a classic. It’s just that we all ate...
REVIEW: Skittles America Mix
Quick – name the most American berries you can think of! If you said “the Chinese yumberry,” you must have worked for the Wrigley Company and held a significant position of power...
REVIEW: Nabisco Strawberry Shortcake Oreos
Warning: This is going to be brutal. When there is no backstory for the feature flavor of a limited edition Oreo, I steal jokes from the Internet. When the flavor...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts
It’s the first day of Spring! Try telling that to Kellogg’s, who released these Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in the middle of winter. I haven’t bothered with these until now; I’ve...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip PB&J
We call this one “hedging your bets.” Chobani, knowing full well that it was taking a huge gamble by releasing Sriracha Mango and Chipotle Pineapple yogurts, introduced one of the most...
REVIEW: Strawberry Flipz
Forgive me if I’m a bit salty, but love isn’t always sweet… Introducing Strawberry Flipz, the latest pretzel creation by DeMet’s Candy Company: It appears that DeMet’s Candy Company has...
REVIEW BATTLE: Cherry Cordial Delight Peeps vs. Strawberry Creme Peeps
The season of love is upon us, so I ask… what is love to you? The word can mean many things to many different people. Is it the butterflies in...
REVIEW: Hostess Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cupcakes
Please press play on the following video before proceeding to read the review (sorry if you get the ad): There’s no food that says “I love you” but also “I...
