REVIEW: Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Mini Eggs
Update: 3/22/18 – Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Eggs are back! Please find our original review below. This one was written by Junk Banter alumna Drunk Female. Cadbury Mini Eggs are...
Tagged: white chocolate
REVIEW: Vanilla Cupcake M&M’s
Hey friends! This is Drunk Female, the lazy friend of Junk Male. Every now and then I resurface in a half-hearted attempt to eat some candy and write about it....
REVIEW: Hostess White Peppermint Twinkies
Apparently ignoring all of my literature on the subject, Hostess continues to release weird-sounding Twinkies that nobody asked for. Hostess White Peppermint Twinkies are the latest offender, following other gross-sounding...
REVIEW: Shimmery White Chocolate M&M’s
White Chocolate M&M’s – such a simple concept that it’s impossible to understand why we haven’t had them yet. It’s particularly impossible because we have had them. White Chocolate M&M’s have...
REVIEW: Twix White
Ignoring all the rules about wearing white after Labor Day, Twix is now sporting a white coat after Labor Day. Mars announced Twix White earlier this year, citing that the white...
REVIEW: White Boo-tterscotch M&M’s
When it comes to food, it takes a lot to frighten me. I’ve eaten a lot of scary shit for this blog. Take , for example, which never required a...
REVIEW: Hostess White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies
I’ve always wanted to eat the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and tonight I will finally get to. We conclude The Week Where I Only Ate Twinkies with the new Hostess White...
REVIEW: MusclePharm Combat Crunch Bars (All of Them)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about our fantastic readers, it’s that you all definitely want me to die. Before I even had a chance to digest the 220g of...
REVIEW: White Strawberry Shortcake M&M’s
It’s January, and you know what that means: it’s almost Valentine’s Day, which means it’s almost Easter! That is apparently the marketing mindset at M&M’s, because they’ve gone ahead and released...
REVIEW (x4): Salted Caramel Pringles, Milk Chocolate Pringles, White Chocolate Pringles, Pecan Pie Pringles
As a food reviewer and fatass, few companies offer me as much excitement as Pringles. Pringles are like the Oreos of potato chips; there are so many new varieties and...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Cowboy Bark & Cowgirl Bark
Cowboys vs. Indians. We’ve all played it before, right? Well, tonight we are playing a MUCH more controversial version of it as we pit Cowboys against Cowgirls. Oh, calm down… it’s...
