In their early testing days, before they even had a name, Pop-Tarts were referred to internally as “fruit scones.” Now I’m pretty sure they could open an entire bakery just...
I’m embarking on this journey for two reasons, and two reasons only: Clickbait for my stupid snack blog. Because I am uniquely qualified as a special kind of fatass who...
When we’re not updating the blog, we’re extremely active on social media. Here you’ll find our Instagram feed (@junkbanter) where we post new product discoveries, upcoming product announcements, short reviews, and other...
A wave of excitement rushes over you as you open your eyes. It’s Christmas morning! You rush down the stairs. Santa’s fat ass is stuck in the chimney, but you...
Football season is back baby!! For most of us, this means fighting off the Sunday scares with wing specials, shitty beer, maddening fantasy football outcomes and losing half of your...
Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter! Little Debbie Ice Cream It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you...
Did you know that there were rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were created to discourage America to stop masturbating? While these rumors aren’t directly true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of...
Did you know that there were rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were created to discourage America to stop masturbating? While these rumors aren’t directly true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of...
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
Usually we see M&M’s inside of cookies, but what if we put the cookies inside the M&M’s? Spoiler Alert: You get fat. Crunchy Cookie M&M’s Description via M&M’s: This flavor is the...
When you really stop and think about it, there may not be a greater choice of ice cream than Neapolitan. Long a lifeline for the indecisive, Neapolitan ice cream speaks...
Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter! Little Debbie Ice Cream It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you...
