REVIEW: Pumpkin Pie Quest Bar
I first discovered Quest Bars in Winter 2013 when I was locked in a battle with Tony Horton and the P90X workout program. During this time, I had my nutrition so...
Monthly Archive: September 2015
REVIEW: Great American Beer Festival 2015
The Great American Beer Festival is our version of a family reunion. Friends fly in from all over the country to enjoy a blissful weekend of cherishing old memories, creating new memories, and then...
REVIEW: Kraft Jet-Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Confession time: I don’t fully understand marshmallows. Especially giant marshmallows. Do people snack on these things straight out of the bag? Here’s my scouting report on marshmallows: 1) Good in...
NEWS: Cinnamon Bun Oreos To Exist At Some Point, Probably
While we cannot confirm, deny, or provide any meaningful information whatsoever, we’ve gotten wind of what may be the newest Oreo hitting shelves in the near future. We used this photo with...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter
*Updated September 29, 2016: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter has returned to store shelves! This product debuted last fall and is a special, special product. Please find our review from...
SITE NEWS: We’re off to the 2015 Great American Beer Festival!
Junk Banter is heading to the 2015 Great American Beer Festival in Denver this weekend! Held annually, GABF is the largest ticketed beer festival in the United States. Drunk Female and...
REVIEW (x2): Thomas’ Pumpkin Spice English Muffins, Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Butter
I’m thinking of changing my nickname from “Drunk Female” to “English Muffin Madame” or something. I’ve only drank, like, two beers in the past week but I’ve eaten enough English muffins...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Apple Pie English Muffins
Growing up, Thomas’ English Muffins were a symbol of wealth to me. If I slept over your house and got one of these for breakfast, I likely assumed that you were...
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Donettes, Tastykake Pumpkin Spice Mini Donuts, & Tastykake Caramel Apple Mini Donuts
No food says “I hate myself” quite like the doughnut. It’s a scientific fact that there’s no way to navigate eating a doughnut without having sticky fingers, getting powdered sugar...
REVIEW: Southern Tier Pumking & Southern Tier Warlock
At some point during the dog days of summer, pumpkin beers invade liquor stores. When many people spot that first pumpkin beer, they’re filled with rage at the thought of...
REVIEW: Russell Stover Big Bite Pecan Pie, Pumpkin Pie, & Apple Pie
Can somebody please release a pumpkin salad so I can get my life together? Hmm… What’s that? Trader Joe’s HAS released a pumpkin salad? That’s neat! Anyway, tonight we will...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Macarons
The first macaron I ever had was about 5 years ago at Laduree in Paris, France. I was backpacking and had a strict budget of $30 per day for food. I bought one...
