REVIEW: Trader Joe’s “this pumpkin walks into a bar…” Cereal Bars
Putting it politely, I had a very “fat” adolescence. If AOL 2.0 had made it easier to start a junk food blog, I would have reviewed Cheez Doodles every single night...
Monthly Archive: September 2015
REVIEW: Toasted Coconut Oreos
Because I can’t think of a good hook for tonight’s review, here are the five best coconut jokes I could find on the Internet: 5) What did one coconut say to...
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies
So here we are. Can anybody even remember what the original Twinkie cream flavor was? It was vanilla, right? WRONG! When Twinkies were invented in 1930, the was bananas. Literally....
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s
One of the many things we love about Trader Joe’s is their full-blown commitment to flavor trends. Do you like cookie butter? Try it with everything at Trader Joe’s. Do...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels
Trader Joe’s should be ashamed of themselves. It’s taken them until today–MID SEPTEMBER–to roll out their pumpkin spice offerings for this season. What’s next, waiting until February to sell Easter candy?...
REVIEW: Sixpoint Brewery 4BEANS Imperial Porter
Who doesn’t love a delicious 4-bean salad? Fresh legumes, savory spices, and packed with fiber. That’s exactly what Sixpoint Brewery of Brooklyn, NY was going for when they made their newest...
REVIEW: Angie’s Holidrizzle Boom Chicka Pop Pumpkin Spice Kettle Corn & Candy Corn Kettle Corn
Popcorn and pumpkins! It must be Movie Night in September. Tonight we will be reviewing Angie’s Holidrizzle Boom Chicka Pop Pumpkin Spice Kettle Corn and Boom Chicka Pop Candy Corn...
REVIEW (x3): Peanut Butter & Co. Pumpkin Spice, JIF Whips Pumpkin Pie Spice, Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Spice Swirl Bread
This isn’t how it was supposed to happen. I’ve been mixing my own pumpkin pie spices into my own peanut butter for years. I should have been the next Guy...
REVIEW: Westvleteren 12
What’s the best beer in the world? If you asked a really smart person, they’d probably say there’s no right answer because “best” is too ambiguous. If you asked me back in...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Pumpkin Pie Toaster Strudel
Kellogg’s Pop Tarts vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. Which side are you on? Both are delicious breakfast pastries, but perfect substitutes they are not. The most commonly cited difference is that...
REVIEW: Nabisco belVita Pumpkin Spice Breakfast Biscuits
What the hell is a”breakfast biscuit” anyway? That’s the question that many Americans asked when Kraft introduced belVita breakfast biscuits to the U.S. market in 2012. Not quite a cookie, not...
REVIEW: Boulevard Funky Pumpkin Ale
Boulevard Brewing Company! They’re one of my favorite breweries around. Lately they’re getting more and more into the sour game, and I’ve really been impressed by their offerings. Tell-Tale Tart, Tank...
