I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
It’s no one’s favorite time: a beer review! Even if you’re someone who prefers junk food reviews to beer reviews (aka all of you), this is the one beer review that I’d...
Much like Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts are the zombies of the deceased Wild Watermelon Pop Tarts, today we’ll be reviewing another flavor straight from the Pop Tart Graveyard. Reintroducing: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey...
Today we’ll be making love to some brand new Pop Tarts that are actually 18 years old. Thank God they’re finally legal… Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts appear to be the same...
Do you like bacon? Don’t answer that. You like bacon…a lot. This is America, after all. Land of the Free and Home of the Bacon. So here I find myself in...
On behalf of both of us at Junk Banter, we’d like to wish you the happiest of days in whatever you’re celebrating or not celebrating today. If you’re reading this...
Let’s cut the bullshit: popcorn is the greatest snack ever invented. There is literally nothing not to love about fluffy crunchy butter and salt. I’m pretty sure that 90% of my...
Before I was reviewing every junk food ever released, I didn’t stock my house with many unhealthy options. Sure, I would splurge and buy every new Oreo in the name...
It was hilarious timing, really. I thought I was being all novel when I decided to review the two premiere birthday cake flavored protein bars on the market when I pitted the MusclePharm...
Ah, the classic Milano cookie. Simple. Elegant. The perfect balance of exquisite cookies and luxuriously rich chocolate—in irresistible varieties to match any mood. Above is the description of the Milano cookie straight from...
Tea cookies are so effing classy. First, they are vaguely European, which transforms them from “fattening snack” into “cultural immersion”. Second, the name implies that I’m enjoying a nice cup of tea...
And so the world waits with bated breath for Cinnamon Bun Oreos. Trust me, I hear all of your frustration since the news leaked. We know they’re coming soon, rumored...
Two down, one Pillsbury Mini Pie to go. How was I feeling after the Apple Cinnamon Mini Pie? ‘Twas decent, but nowhere near as good S’mores Mini Pies. Unless, of course,...
