REVIEW: Coconut Twix
As I sit down to write this review of the Easter edition Coconut Twix, I can’t help but give a little backstory. This isn’t my first time reviewing Coconut Twix. Consider...
Monthly Archive: March 2016
REVIEW (x2): Cold Stone Creamery Rainbow Cakery & Peanut Butter Madness Eggs
Tonight I tell a tale about a plan that backfired. This post is NSFW. Those who follow us on social media know that I periodically (constantly) post pictures of new...
REVIEW: M&M’s “Vote For Your Favorite Peanut” Contest (Honey Nut M&M’s, Coffee Nut M&M’s, Chili Nut M&M’s)
As Americans everywhere are feverishly debating which person will ruin this great nation even further, the Mars Company is lobbying for votes in their new promotion: M&M’s “Vote For Your...
REVIEW: Cadbury Creme Egg Cookies
Before we get to our review of these limited edition Cadbury Creme Egg cookies, I request the help of our readers. Regardless of whether or not you celebrate Easter, you’re...
REVIEW (x3): Chef Robert Irvine’s Fit Elite Birthday Cake, Fit Elite Cookie Dough, Fit Elite Cookies ‘N’ Cream
After reviewing nearly 40 different protein bars and over 10 different Oreos in Junk Banter’s short life, it doesn’t take an Arnold Schwarzenegger to see that my fitness has reached an Elite level. My...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s Little Bites Cinnamon French Toast
Am I the only person in America who has been sustaining themselves strictly with french toast in 2016? We’ve got french toast bread, french toast bagels, french toast doughnuts… you name it....
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Smorz Cereal
It’s National Cereal Day! What does that mean? Nothing, but let’s review some cereal just to play along. Today I have the pleasure of reviewing a product which proves that incessant crying...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter & Cookies Ice Cream
“Peanut Butter and Cookies.” Did you just smile? I know I did. That’s because peanut butter and cookies are two of life’s simplest and finest pleasures. Comfort foods, if you...
REVIEW (x3): Mystery Peeps (2016)
Okay, I don’t need to tell you again how much I hate Peeps (guys I hate them sooo much). But one thing I don’t hate is solving mysteries! Even though there are at least 500...
REVIEW: Buff Bake Birthday Cake
Raise your hand if you eat vanilla frosting straight out of the jar. As I look out towards the audience of nobody reading this, I can only imagine that some people would...
REVIEW: Malt M&M’s Mini Eggs
When referencing candy, ask anyone what “malt” is and you’ll get the same response: “Whoppers.” Ask them a second time what malt really is, and you’ll likely get a blank stare. Ask...
