REVIEW: Tastykake Cherry Sweet Rolls
After blogging about food for the last ten months, I know a thing or two about rolls (for example, that I have acquired many of them on my midsection). But...
Monthly Archive: May 2016
MEMORIAL DAY REVIEW: Hot Diggity Dog Pringles
If you’re reading this today, one of two things has happened: Either your Memorial Day BBQ kind of sucks, or your Memorial Day BBQ is awesome but you ate too many...
REVIEW: Strawberry Cheerios
Here is a list of people who eat Cheerios: Babies. Grandpa. No, I’m not here to bash on Cheerios today. Cheerios are a classic. It’s just that we all ate...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Brownie Bar
Tonight, we pick up where we left off in our series: Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big? We follow with a review of the new Betty...
REVIEW: Chips Ahoy! Soft Chunky Peanut Butter Cookies
I can’t believe I never even got a call from Chips Ahoy! when they named this product after me. Introducing Chips Ahoy! “Soft Chunky” Peanut Butter Cookies! This product is...
NEWS: Blueberry Pie Oreos Are Coming; Somebody Stop Us.
Have you ever had the urge to dunk your Oreos into pie instead of milk? Well soon you won’t have to: The above photo should probably not exist, but I...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Empowermint Ice Cream
I will admit freely that politics is not my thing. I’m not here to discuss it nor are you here to read about it. The kind of elections I get...
NEWS: Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! Dropping Soon; Our Body Weights Are Not
Because I’m a magnificent diet destroyer, here’s the first look at some Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! cookies hitting stores soon: Red Velvet Chips Ahoy! Cookie should have been released three months...
REVIEW: Skittles America Mix
Quick – name the most American berries you can think of! If you said “the Chinese yumberry,” you must have worked for the Wrigley Company and held a significant position of power...
REVIEW: Keebler Fudge Stripes Birthday Cake Cookies
Ernest J. Keebler, the ringleader of the Keebler Elves, was conceived in the year 1968. He was born as a 75-year-old dwarf-boy where he has remained for eternity. Even Keebler...
REVIEW: Haagen-Dazs Brownies à la Mode
We’ve been treated to a lot of fun ice creams lately. The flavors seem to get more and more Junk Banter-y by the minute. One of the best features of ice cream...
REVIEW: D’s Naturals Fluffbutter (Every Damn One)
I sure hope whoever said peanut butter contains “healthy” fats was right, because tonight I’m going to feast on a lot of fat: D’s Natural Fluffbutter is one of several protein-infused...
