REVIEW: Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles
Welp, since we don’t have a release date on the Fruity Crisp Oreos yet, I guess I’m just going to have to eat a bowl of Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles every...
Monthly Archive: May 2016
NEWS: Fruity Crisp Oreos Are Coming; Oops I Crapped My Pants.
In what is undoubtedly the most important information you will read today, Nabisco Fruity Crisp Oreos will be hitting shelves at some point in the not-too-distant future! Feast your eyes on...
Kellogg’s Frosted A&W Root Beer Pop Tarts
My first glass of soda in like twenty years was a Pop Tart, and it was an unmitigated disaster. The Kellogg’s Frosted Orange Crush Pop Tarts were brutally terrible. But...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Crush Orange Pop Tarts
Every man has his rules. One of mine is that I will not drink soda. Too much sugar. However, I also have this terrific rule that I must eat every...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Zebra Plus Nutty Bars
A math lesson, by Junk Banter: Zebra Plus Nutty Bars = One Fat Food-Blogging Idiot Ready To Eat More Garbage. I ate a lot of Nutty Bars in elementary school. They...
REVIEW: OhYeah! ONE Chocolate Birthday Cake
If you’ve been following my expeditious descent into obesity, you’re aware that I consumed OhYeah! ONE Birthday Cake bars for about 3 months straight to pretend I still had a...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites
Uh oh. It’s that time of year again. That person that you don’t really care for but that you still feel obligated to acknowledge has a birthday coming up. Let’s say...
REVIEW (x2): Nature Valley Biscuits with Peanut Butter & Nature Valley Biscuits with Almond Butter
People often ask me in that dream I had once, “What’s the best part about running a hugely popular food blog?” Is it giving people something to smile over while...
REVIEW Battle: Pillsbury S’mores Toaster Strudel vs. Kellogg’s S’mores Pop Tarts
We can argue it for centuries. The Kellogg’s Pop Tart vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel debate may never be settled. Convenience vs. Quality. Versatility vs. Having to Do Stuff. Fake Frosting vs....
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! S’mores Rolls
Your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. You didn’t get the job. You got a flat tire on the drive home. Basically, you suck. What do you do to fix everything?...
