REVIEW: Pillsbury Peanut Butter & Strawberry Toaster Strudel
Forget the artisan breads, stinky cheeses, and fancy aiolis. The PB&J is and will always be the King of the Sandwich. Sure, we can argue strawberry jam vs. grape jelly...
Monthly Archive: June 2016
REVIEW (x2): Tastykake Spring Strawberry Kandy Kakes and Spring Lemon Kandykakes
As we now find ourselves in spring, I’d like to make an observation. Did you guys know that spring has historically been the only true “lull season” on the junk...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Strawberry Tiny Toast & Blueberry Tiny Toast Cereal
Ah, lazy breakfasts. The best kinds of meals are the ones that still taste good without having to do work and clean up and stuff. Perhaps the laziest breakfast is...
NEWS: Choco Chip Oreos Are Next; Wait I Haven’t Finished My Blueberry Pie.
While eighty percent of the country is still struggling to find the Fruity Crisp Oreos and Blueberry Pie Oreos, the idiots at Junk Banter have learned that Choco Chip Oreos...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango Joe-Joe’s
In my quest to eat every single food as an Oreo, I’m willing to experiment with things that aren’t even Oreos but are close enough. Plenty of companies offer knockoff...
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Chocolate Creme Oreo Thins & Lemon Creme Oreo Thins
If you’ve been following Junk Banter, I’ve pretty much eaten nothing but Oreos for the last week. If I want to live to see the next Oreo release (July), I...
REVIEW: Nabisco Blueberry Pie Oreos
Blueberry Pie Oreos are back on shelves! The review below was originally published in June 2016 when Blueberry Pie Oreos were exclusive to Target. For 2017, they’re being sold in...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows
BREAKING: Tony the Tiger has been charged with attempted murder… The last thing I think when I eat Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes is “needs more sugar,” but here we are with...
REVIEW: Nabisco Fruity Crisp Oreos
Fruity Pebbles are one of those cereals that improves with milk. Oreos are one of those cookies that improves with milk. By the law of Fat Mathematics or the transitive...
