REVIEW: Pillsbury Thin Mints Brownie Mix
Last year, I ran with a theory that the Pillsbury Dough Boy had turned into a girl. He sure likes pumpkin spice an awful lot and he’s the whitest person-thing that I...
Monthly Archive: July 2016
Look What I Found: 7/30/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
REVIEW: Nabisco Sweet Potato Good Thins
The Wheat Thin is truly one of a kind. And then one day it wasn’t. Over the last few years, Wheat Thins have been introduced in a dizzying number of...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Butterscotch Blondie Bar
Tonight is the riveting finale in our three-part series titled Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big? For those keeping score, it took me almost 4 months...
REVIEW (x4): Lay’s Global Flavors (Greek Tzatziki, Brazilian Picanha, Indian Tikka Masala, & Chinese Szechuan Chicken)
The Olympic Games, a biennial/quadrennial competition between the world’s finest talents, has long been considered the most fascinating display of athleticism known to man and the female equivalent of man. But...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cookie of the Year (Butterfinger Baking Bits)
The Nobel Peace Prize. The Pulitzer Prize. A Nickelodeon’s Kid Choice Award. These are some of the greatest honors one could ever achieve, but they all mean shit compared to winning Nestle...
Look What I Found: 7/23/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
NEWS: Junk Banter is One Year(s) Old!
WELP, we did it! I honestly pegged our life expectancy at about one week before we gave up, but your incredible support for the last year has made it impossible...
REVIEW BATTLE: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolate Vanilla Creme Pop Tarts vs. Kellogg’s Frosted Cookies & Creme Pop Tarts
Kellogg’s has just released a new Pop Tart that is actually an old Pop Tart that looks exactly like a current Pop Tart! Track this one with me. Kellogg’s Frosted...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch
The Cap’n has traded in his pirate ship for an ice cream cart, and he’s now proudly serving up Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch. Remarkably, an ice cream man wearing a...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter World
Today is National Ice Cream Day! Just like every other day of the year, you should eat some ice cream today. But because it’s National Ice Cream Day, ice cream calories are...
Look What I Found: 7/16/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
