REVIEW: Thomas’ Salted Caramel English Muffins
The salted caramel craze has reached everything from cupcakes to beer to Pringles. What the hell took it so long to hit breakfast? Thomas’ Salted Caramel English Muffins are the...
Monthly Archive: July 2016
REVIEW: Blue Bunny S’more Please Ice Cream
The Turkey Hill Campfire S’mores left me wanting more s’mores, so I went out and bought… some more. Were you expecting a pun? Sorry, I used them all up this winter. But now...
REVIEW: Turkey Hill Campfire S’mores Ice Cream
In case you’ve been surviving off s’mores-flavored junk food for the last three months, allow me to remind you that making real s’mores is still an awesome summertime experience. Not...
REVIEW: Reese’s Stuffed with Pieces Candy
Everybody expect a cheesy announcement in the mail, because Reese’s is pregnant… Reese’s Pieces are the all-too-neglected offspring of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. It’s not that anybody dislikes Reese’s Pieces, but it...
NEWS: Swedish Fish Oreos & Candy Corn Oreos Coming Soon; Why?
*UPDATED WITH REVIEW* Swedish Fish Oreos are out in stores NOW! Beginning August 8th, 2016, Swedish Fish Oreos are available for purchase exclusively at Kroger stores and select chain stores owned...
Look What I Found: 07/09/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
REVIEW: Hostess White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies
I’ve always wanted to eat the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and tonight I will finally get to. We conclude The Week Where I Only Ate Twinkies with the new Hostess White...
REVIEW: Hostess Key Lime Slime Twinkies
To celebrate the release of the new Ghostbusters movie, Hostess has released some really awful-sounding Twinkies. Key lime is not a flavor that everyone enjoys, and slime is not a word...
REVIEW: Hostess Banana Split Twinkies
Today is Part I of a new segment I like to call: “I’m Going to Review Three Different Twinkies in Three Consecutive Days.” Fat Person Trivia Time: Did you know...
REVIEW: Lay’s Beer ‘n Brats Potato Chips
Does anyone remember when Junk Banter first started? Don’t answer that. While you were busy not reading Junk Banter, you were especially busy not reading our craft beer reviews. When...
Look What I Found: 7/2/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
