REVIEW: Little Debbie PB Rounds
When your snack cake and body type are the same thing. Peanut butter is dan-ger-ous. Easily one of my biggest weaknesses. I have, I shit you not, between 15-20 open jars...
Monthly Archive: September 2016
REVIEW: Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint
I used to carry gum in my pocket to get rid of Oreo breath, but now? Hershey’s new Cookes ‘N’ Mint steals a page right from the Girls Scout playbook....
REVIEW: Twix White
Ignoring all the rules about wearing white after Labor Day, Twix is now sporting a white coat after Labor Day. Mars announced Twix White earlier this year, citing that the white...
REVIEW: F’real Pumpkin Cheesecake Milkshake
Every so often, I review stuff on social media instead of here. The following item was reviewed on our Instagram page (@junkbanter) and didn’t receive the usual blog treatment of a not-so-clever story...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Caramel Apple Filled Milk Chocolate
According to a recent study by food-blogging idiots who wrote this article, 9 out of 10 caramel apples are sick and tired of this shit. Pumpkin spice has stolen all...
REVIEW: Werther’s Original Caramel Popcorn (Sea Salt & Pretzel)
If you’re a Grandma reading my blog, holler at me. This review is for you: Objectively, Werther’s Originals are delicious candies that everyone in the world should enjoy. In reality, only...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Special K Pumpkin Spice Pastry Crisps
I gained 45 lbs on the Special K diet and so can you! Special K products are marketed as low-fat alternatives that can help one lose weight. The diet, known...
FOLLOW-UP: Little Debbie Pumpkin Spice Rolls
As we enter our second full season of pumpkin spice on Junk Banter, there will be many limited editions items that are making a return appearance. Since nobody read the...
REVIEW: Lindt Lindor Pumpkin Spice Truffles
Pardon my being a dumbass and all, but what exactly is a truffle? Yeah, I kinda know what a truffle is. But I kinda don’t at the same time. When...
REVIEW: Caramel Apple Milky Way
Caramel Apple Milky Way is back on shelves! Please find our review below: A list of fall flavors, by Junk Banter: 1) Pumpkin Spice 2) Caramel Apple 3) Apple Cinnamon...
REVIEW (x2): Tastykake Karrot Kake Kandykakes & Tastykake Salted Caramel Kandykakes
Fall is in the air, as I write this review poolside… sipping on lemonade while poking at newly acquired rolls of fat from a sunny season of bad decisions. With...
FOLLOW-UP: Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream
As we enter our second full season of pumpkin spice on Junk Banter, there will be many limited editions items that are making a return appearance. Since nobody read the...
