REVIEW: Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles
Happy Birthday! Today is your birthday, right? It’s not? Oh. Well that’s too bad. I bought these Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles just for you. But since it’s not your birthday,...
Monthly Archive: October 2016
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm Toasted Marshmallow Milano Cookies
That feeling when you’re making s’mores but you’re too lazy to finish. Pepperidge Farm Toasted Marshmallow Milano Cookies could have been S’mores Milanos. They could have used graham flavored cookies and...
REVIEW: Sara Lee Pumpkin Creme Flaky
A pumpkin creme flaky what, a pumpkin creme flaky what?! Sara Lee Pumpkin Creme Flaky is a new product that they forgot to finish naming. “Flaky” is an adjective, after...
REVIEW: Hostess Hot Cocoa & Marshmallow Donettes
Winter is coming. It’s getting colder, and you wanna stay warm. Here are your best options: Drink hot cocoa constantly. Get fatter so you don’t even notice. Hostess has developed something...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s Pumpkin Muffins Little Bites
Recent studies suggest that eating smaller bites of food may boost satiety and satisfaction. Soooo… These Entenmann’s Pumpkin Muffins Little Bites will be my first official crack at this theory. I...
REVIEW: Ranking All Halo Top Flavors
*Updated March 2019 with new Halo Top Strawberry Cheesecake! ATTN: Half-naked women of social media! Hi there! You probably stumbled upon this article whilst on an elliptical operating in a legendary...
REVIEW: Keebler Cookie Dough Minis Chocolate Chip
Oh boy, you wanna talk about cutting corners? The Keebler Elves have one job – to make cookies. The process is simple: 1) Make the dough. 2) Bake the dough....
REVIEW: Krispy Kreme Pumpkin Spice Krispy Juniors
Ok, real talk for a second and then let’s eat. You guys know I’m all about my pumpkin spice everything. Not only is it delicious, but pumpkin spice signals beautiful fall weather...
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake Twinkies
The world is still buzzing about the . By “world” I mean “me” and by “buzzing” I mean “eating right now.” But before I even had a chance to digest...
REVIEW: Baskin Robbins Trick OREO Treat Dark Ice Cream
The Baskin Robbins Flavor of the Month for October 2016 is inspired by Halloween and little fat kids everywhere. Baskin Robbins Trick OREO Treat Dark Ice Cream features chocolate ice...
REVIEW: Reese’s Creme Puffs
Excuse me a second while I take a selfie: You wanna talk about identifying with a product? These Reese’s Creme Puffs just get me. Chocolate, peanut butter, the word “puff.”...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows
Because adding marshmallows to Frosted Flakes wasn’t enough… Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows comes a few months after Tony tried to murder us with Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows....
