I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Keebler is the largest cookie and cracker manufacturer in the United States. (Sources: Wikipedia, Overzealous Guy from Keebler, Nobody At Nabisco, 2017) Given their success with these popular snacks, the ambitious...
“Those Who Rise the Fastest, Fall the Hardest” ~ Unknown (Made Up) Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the story of Lemon Blueberry. 2016 was a helluva year for Lemon Blueberry....
On occasion, I’ll prepare a review of an item that gets completely lost in the shuffle. Products that I deem more exciting get released at a furious pace, and those items...
When I was 8 years old, I was eating paints chips. When Grace Connor was 8 years old, she was already churning her own ice cream. One of us is...
Welp, somebody give these girls the Resiliency Badge… Unfazed by a review where I ripped them to shreds, the Girl Scouts are back at it with their second attempt at...
Have you ever bitten into a buttery cinnamon roll and thought to yourself: “Boy, this is awfully healthy?” You’re in luck, my friend… Pillsbury Grands! Maple Brown Sugar Rolls. That’s...
There I stood facing the “What’s New?” section, a bag of Trader Joe’s Scandinavian Swimmers in my hand. I tried to talk myself out of a purchase: “You don’t need...
Since nobody exercising their own free will stalks grocery stores the day after Christmas looking for Valentine’s Day candy but I, nobody else gets to experience this simple joy: You need to...
Do you remember when you were a kid and the back of the cereal box meant something? I would always lose myself in the illustrations or, if I was really lucky,...
Coworkers… don’t you just hate ’em? Coworkers exist for one reason and one reason only: to sell me Girl Scout cookies for their daughters’ stupid fundraiser. For 364 days out...
The Girl Scouts cooking-selling season is about to begin in earnest, while the “Diet Starts 2018” season began on January 2nd. What a perfect time for the Girl Scouts Cookie Cereals! You’ll have...
Cereal companies everywhere are trying to reduce sugars and make their products healthier. This strategy aims to broaden their appeal with the suddenly health-conscious masses. When everyone else zigs, you zag:...
